The Swinger's Club  

absolutelynormal 56F
6016 posts
8/6/2006 5:10 pm

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8/10/2006 10:15 am

The Swinger's Club

I'll be doing lots of little blogs about different things about my "experience" with the ATL Bloggers Army. Thanks, you guys are the best!

As many of you know last night we went to the swingers club. This is the low down of what "really" went on.

We arrived pretty late by my standards, ya know I work for a living and I have ot be at work at 645 AM, so most of the time I don't stay up really late. We got there 1130 or so.

Not much was happening. Our group made up almost the entire population of the place with the exception of the people who were working there. There was that creepy looking guy on the couch, all the women there will know who I am talking about.

There's a dance floor, complete with disco ball and lights. Thumping music, mostly blaring outta the speakers. Huge screen set up with porn playing.

Now I've never been to one of the places (I was not the only one) so I don't know what's supposed to happen. Suddenly I got this "thirst", know what I mean?

Next thing I know I'm sucking on this really red penis. I didn't have to suck long when all the sudden this stuff that tasted like a coke came out the end of the penis.
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But, then it was supposed to because I was sucking on a penis shaped straw that SD gave me to put in my coke ;

In all actuallity, this is what happened... we went, most of us sat around, some of us danced (Mac has 2 left feet), some of us drank, some of us got wasted. Some of us fooled around, some of us got laid.

The place has 2 floors, the top floor has an open balcony with couches on it, conversely there are couches under it too. I was sitting on a couch speaking with seeks_u_topia when Mr. mmmgoodnova came to tell us that something was happening on the balcony. So of course, we're obligated to go see.

You guys do know I AM a flower of the south, I have been sheltered my entire life and spent most of my adult years as one man's wife. I've never seen any other real, live people other than me and whomever I was having sex at the time have sex.

I have decided that getting naked in public just wouldn't be my cup of tea.... I know, I already knew that but just had to make sure. I've also decided that if you're a man getting a blowjob standing up in public, you need to have a cute ass! Mac

more to follow later, I girl's gotta eat ya know.


saddletrampsk 54F

8/6/2006 5:52 pm

sounds like lots of fun..I have never been to a swingers club also..Im not sure if they have them in Saskatchewan, might have to ask LustyTaurus..


absolutelynormal replies on 8/9/2006 7:36 pm:
Glad to see you back Saddle

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
8/6/2006 6:07 pm

oh man...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


chas4037 67M
4119 posts
8/6/2006 7:03 pm

Thanks for the update, Mac. Never been to such a place, and doubt I'll ever get to one either. At least if I ever do, I'll know to keep my ass out of sight!

Chas


absolutelynormal replies on 8/9/2006 8:46 pm:
I don't think they just grab people and start smacking on 'em, I htink you have to ask for "preferential" treatment.

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

8/6/2006 7:26 pm

    Quoting chas4037:
    Thanks for the update, Mac. Never been to such a place, and doubt I'll ever get to one either. At least if I ever do, I'll know to keep my ass out of sight!

    Chas
Laughing with you Chas and you are a doll. I agree with ya Mac and a great ass is nice but a sence of humor is wonderful!

Love the dirty your dishin girl...thanks!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ProtonicMan 47M

8/6/2006 8:02 pm

You didn't fool me at all with the bit about the red penis.

Hmmmm... Maybe I better get a few more opinions about my ass before I go...

I'm glad you had an, um, interesting time.

TJ


absolutelynormal replies on 8/9/2006 8:47 pm:
It was, um, interesting, so thanks

rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
8/6/2006 9:08 pm

Mac was a trooper, and we didn't corrupt her. She described the place pretty well...we constituted 90% of the population and had a good time but we were all acting very "normal" compared to the rest of the people there! And the ass comment was priceless...several of us were, um, "cracking" up. Mr. mmmgood and I tried out one of the private rooms but within about 2 minutes a stranger was knocking on the door wanting in on the action...mr. mmmgood and I politely declined. Funny how even after 15 years together we just wanted to sneak off for a few minutes by ourselves...


absolutelynormal replies on 8/9/2006 8:48 pm:
Maybe you can corrupt next year

Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
8/6/2006 10:18 pm

Hey Mac Glad you had a good time. Thanks for the description of the club since I can't see myself ever going to one of those. Not sure what the point is if you're bringing your own group.

How many bloggers showed for the event? Or is that confidential?


absolutelynormal replies on 8/9/2006 8:49 pm:
30 something Intensity, not really sure of the head count. Oh wait, yeah I do, I saw one guy getting head.

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
8/7/2006 6:37 pm

Was that Gerson's ass? I heard he has a cute ass.


absolutelynormal replies on 8/9/2006 8:51 pm:
If I were staring at Ger's ass, I somehow don't think I would be complaining about it

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
8/8/2006 11:40 pm

I'm still amazed at how few had been to a swingers bar, never seen a St. Andrew's cross let alone someone tied to it, even "I never seen a porn movie" 'virgin'.
Sooooo have you retaken Your Purity Test?!?!?


absolutelynormal replies on 8/9/2006 8:51 pm:
ooooh good point!

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