absolutelynormal 56F
6016 posts
6/1/2006 8:47 am

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Rumor has it, that today is my birthday, it's not. It was a typo on my profile. It's actually my ex's birthday, feel free to call him up and wish him well.

My daughter is graduating in two days. I'm sicker than shit, even worse, I look like I am sicker than shit.

I have 1000 things to do before I go too. I need to clean up my house, clean out my car (this will be a great challenge), wash my car, get the oil changed, go to the doctor and get two ouchie shots, wash clothes, go to Rocky's house and pick up a suitcase he's letting me borrow, see if I can go ahead and get a rfill on my prescriptions, make some phone calls AGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Here's a question for ya. Take the laptop, or don't take the laptop?

ps my birthday is on Monday

norprin5 55M

6/1/2006 9:48 am

go ahead, take the laptop...

what d'ya want for your birthday?

King Nor XVIII

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:16 pm:
I wanna grab your cute ass Can I?

bipolybabe 55F

6/1/2006 9:54 am

Depends. Do you need to disconnect or will you miss us too much?

Either way, have a great time!



Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:18 pm:
Thanks, I talked to my daughter this afternoon and she's sick too so I don't konw about having fun with her.... well, just being with her is fun but she makes me laugh which will make me wheeze...

rm_1sexyroo 56M/56F
333 posts
6/1/2006 10:34 am

Ohhh take it and have fun and BTW Happy Un Birthday , like those more cause we get 364 of them an only one birthday

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:18 pm:
Thanks Roos

rm_mmmgoodnova 106M/106F
1259 posts
6/1/2006 10:47 am

I think you need a break from blogville and should take the time to spend with your daughter! However, if you're going to start twitching or shaking at inopportune times due to online withdrawal, then take the laptop. Nothing worse than a twitching, shaking, sneezing person/

Happy Bday in advance and hope you feel better soon!

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:22 pm:
I talked to the son this afternoon who asked me to bring the computer because he needs to order a ticket for Bonaroo, a music festival in TN, so It's going with me. The big question is..... will I log into AdultFriendFinder with my mama around?

Intensity4U 52M  
7432 posts
6/1/2006 12:41 pm

I agree with mmmgoodnova's first line - spend the time with your daughter. Leave the laptop at home & in case you do, I'll say Happy Birthday now.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:22 pm:
Thanks Intensity

southrnpeach333 50F

6/1/2006 1:35 pm

Leave the lap top...wait.. no maybe you should leave it...oh i don't know.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:23 pm:
Well that solves that! LOL, thanks for your help Peach Mac

westhill2006 53M

6/1/2006 1:45 pm

Relax and enjoy mac...

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:24 pm:
Thank ya Westy I think I will do just that. Your birthday is soon too

digdug41 49M

6/1/2006 1:49 pm

take it with you

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:24 pm:
Yes sir!


6/1/2006 2:37 pm

With all on your plate and the rest you need don't take it.

ps...I would take the laptop {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 2:45 pm:
It's coming with me

ProtonicMan 48M

6/1/2006 3:11 pm

It looks like you have already decided on the laptop, but since you have plenty of other things to do, I'll help you out here.

THIS is an ordinary coin, a genuine 1995 United States of America Quarter Dollar. On the side known as heads, it has the graven image of a dead president. On the side designated as tails, it has a picture of an anorexic chicken.

I will flip said coin, and if the side known as heads shows up, Mac shall take the aforementioned laptop. If the coin comes to a rest with the side known as tails facing upward, the laptop shall remain safely at Mac's home for the duration of the trip.

Here's the toss...

The coin lands, rolls on its edge, and comes up...

HEADS. Take the laptop.

Glad I could help.


absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 7:26 pm:
Thanks TJ

trillionman 55M

6/1/2006 4:17 pm

Happy birthday Mac, leave the laptop.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 7:28 pm:
Thanks T'man, yours is coming up too!! Laptop has to go with me, son wants to use it.... but of course, I won't touch it while I'm there

Jeepidiot 42M

6/1/2006 4:33 pm

Okay just to reiterate, I am NOT responsible for your illness. I might make women sick to their stomachs but it's purely mental and nothing physical. I am sorry that you are still feeling this way though.

Why can't you just give yourself the shots? Aren't you a nurse? Can't you just get it done while you are at work and get payed for it?

Happy Pre-Birfday since being a man I'm sure to forget in a few minutes that your birthday is coming Monday.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 7:33 pm:
It IS all your fault Jeep, I don't feel sick at stomach though, however looking at that sexy picture of yours makes my tummy do the flip-flops.

No, I can't just give myself shots. We live in the age of computers, all of our medications are stored in a computerized system. To get something out of the system I have to put in my ID, my fingerprint. Then I have to put in the patients ID so that the proper patient is charged for whatever drug they get. So, to give me soemthing I'd have to charge a patient for something they didn't get.... also known as stealing. I'd get in some serious trouble. Don't want that!

Thanks for the B'day greeting, although I am sure you'll forget you said anything about it Mac

rm_Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
6/1/2006 5:32 pm

In a word (Disconnect) Enjoy your time with your daughter.

Awww sick.....*hands you a bowl of chicken soup*


absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 7:33 pm:
Awww thank you for the soup, very sweet of you and thanks for the bday wish Mac

docdirk 47M

6/1/2006 7:19 pm

You know you're gonna take the laptop!!!

I'd give you a birthday kiss, but it would have to start now and last til' Monday!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 7:37 pm:
Bring those kisses on!! I dare ya!! I double dawg dare ya! Nah, you would catch my cooties, they actually belong to Jeep

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/2/2006 1:16 am

Sorry that you aren't feeling good!
I hope you get better soon.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/2/2006 4:28 am:
Thanks Curious

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