My Dare  

absolutelynormal 56F
6016 posts
3/16/2006 8:59 pm

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My Dare


So I was reading Kaleidascope61's blog today and in this particular posting he mentioned something about playing truth or dare with champagnechaser, I went to her site too and took the dare. For some reason I can't get to her blog so I can't CCP what my dare was. I'll give you the abridged version. I am supposed to be a candy striper at a local hospital. One evening I stumble upon a surgeon playing with himself in a car in the parking lot. My mission, should I decide to accept it, is to help DocDirk get off. I accept.

Let me begin by introducing myself. My name is (the names have been changed to protect the innocent) Linda Lovelace MacAllister, simply known as Mac to my friends. I just turned 18 years old. I am an heiress. I own my own home and drive a brand new Porsche Carrera. I'm still in high school but I've applied to several Ivy League type universities, they all want me to have some volunteer experience so I am a candy striper down at the hospital. This year I have seniority.... I'm the HEAD candy striper.

Today is a day that I used to dread. It's the day that we have a reception for all the new doctors. My Mom is on the board of the hospital and was always trying to fix me up with some doctor's son. She just doesn't understand that I'm not interested in boys, I LOVE MEN!

Since I'm the HEAD candy striper, I must be at the reception. Surprisingly, we only have one doctor to honor and truth be told we've heard some unkind things about him. I pulled some things off of a website that I found. Some place called AdultFriendFinder. lazy, shiftless ne'er-do-well, completely devoid of ambition and work ethic, it even had his hobbies listed...
Extensive TV Watching
...Beer Drinking
...Scratching of Privates

And even mentioned this.
And finally, I have masturbated. Maybe once or twice. Back in the day. When I was young. Not now, of course.. as a direct quote from him.

But what's a HEAD candy striper to do? I have to be there. So he walks in the door. He's not a goober, he doesn't look like he touches beer or that he's a ne'er-do-well. He's cute in a shaved head kinda way. That body though, yummmay! Dr. Anita Dick introduces me to him, she tells him that my name is Linda, but I correct her and tell him to call me Mac. He shakes my hand, then puts my hand to his lips, all the while looking at me with those hazel eyes of his and then he says "Mac, please call me DocDirk."

We sit at a table and talk. He treats me like a real grownup. Course I do look great today in my shortest candystriper outfit, with my fishnet hose and garterbelt, the white f'me pumps. I look hot, I know it, so does he. I slip one of the pumps off and surprise him with a foot in his crotch. We're having a great time. He asks about college and I tell him I've narrowed it down to Auburn, Yale or UConn. I can tell I'm more than just a pretty face to DocDirk. Unfortunately I get called away for some crisis involving that nutjob Niceguy trying to go down on 80 year old Mrs. SImpkins, again.

Later that same evening I walk to my car. I open the passenger door to throw some stuff in and there is DocDirk and he's doing what he said he only used to do, that's right, he's masturbating. AND he's in MY car!!! I ask what he's doing and this was his reply "I'm just a guy who is looking to be touched. Touched in every way. Touched by another. Warm, erotic, connecting, joyful, pleasurable, lasting, feeling, caring, loving, tenderly, passionately, often, one-time-only, forever, in passing, secretly, overtly, experimentally... and, of course, return the favor." Well, I thought to myself, sounds great to me!! So Doc Dirk, can I help you with that massive hard on you got there? "I dunno if you can handle it, Mac." Uhmm DocDirk, they didn't give me the title of HEAD candystiper for nothing ya know ... plus Linda Lovelace was my mother's sister. He smiles at me.

Ya know Doc, I've never been with a real "man" can I ask you something? In the bedroom, what types of activities interest you?
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies," Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism he replied.

Oh so would you like some head from the HEAD candystriper I ask. "I love oral as an appetizer, before moving on to penetration," said DocDirk.

I'm quite sure we could do that too. In the mean time move your hand and let me put my mouth on you. "OHHH Mac you DO deserve to be the HEAD candy striper," he exclaimed as he came and I swallowed it all up. So, Doc Dirk you wanna go back to my place and talk about that penetration thing? I'm really looking forward to around 45 seconds of intense, sexual pleasure. Think you can you drive a stick??

NSAAddict 42F

3/16/2006 9:34 pm

OMG, girl that is awesome! ROFLMAO, job well done!!


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
3/16/2006 9:50 pm

Thanks NSA : ) Mac


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/16/2006 10:37 pm

Ha! very good! funny.


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
3/17/2006 6:04 am

Thanks K61 : )


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
3/17/2006 6:13 am

Excellent! Thanks for playing!


docdirk 47M

3/17/2006 5:33 pm

LOL!!!!! Daaaammmnnnnn! 18 y/o candy striper in fishnet hose? I think you'll be helping me "get off" more than once!!! Awesome job, absolutelynormal. I'll now have someting to fantacize about on those long, cold, lonely nights - like tonight!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


Sorceror07 54M

3/17/2006 8:53 pm

awesome! well done! ....and your turn is on my blog... as per CC's dare to me

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
3/17/2006 9:46 pm

I'm really glad you guys enjoyed it. It was my pleasure to participate. Always up for an intellectual dare. : ) Mac


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
3/18/2006 8:01 am

Thank you very much, Sorceror. : ) Mac


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