absolutelynormal 56F
6016 posts
7/9/2006 2:28 pm

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My life is officially over, an 81 year old sent me a wink. Somebody shoot me, please!

ChrisDL 47M

7/9/2006 2:46 pm

Every coin has two sides - remember it could be you doing the winking when you are 81!

absolutelynormal replies on 7/16/2006 4:27 pm:
When I am 81, a 46 year old man will find me repulsive.

49AK 55M
1823 posts
7/9/2006 2:47 pm

I am sympathetic.

Apparently I am very popular in West Africa... I get tons of winks from Nigeria.

I bet he's not really 81.

He's probably 81 in dog years.

absolutelynormal replies on 7/16/2006 4:28 pm:
They just want a place to come to to cool off

rm_mmmgoodnova 106M/106F
1259 posts
7/9/2006 3:21 pm

Mac, you just have cross-generational appeal, that's all. Or...maybe it wasn't a wink, maybe it was an involuntary spasm.

absolutelynormal replies on 7/16/2006 4:29 pm:
Yum, yum... the cute old codger with Parkinson's just winked at me, YAY!

rm_Pebcac80 42M
104 posts
7/9/2006 3:27 pm

While you of course will probably turn him down, I have to say, it gives me hope. If I'm 81 and still actively seeking sex.. woo-hoo! If the soldier can still salute, let him march in the parade. Here's hoping he finds someone more age-appropriate. Or Anna Nicole Smith is on the market, I think.. (Or is she pregnant? I can't remember)

Catharsis33 44M

7/9/2006 3:59 pm

Viagra works wonders I guess.

absolutelynormal replies on 7/16/2006 8:12 pm:
Yeah, sometimes it works too well!

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
7/9/2006 4:38 pm

I agree...he's probably not 81. I get emails from a lot of 65 year old men...the latest one telling me that they are too big for their partner... geez...what does that say about me???


norprin5 55M

7/9/2006 4:41 pm

so that's the problem with me...i'm too young for your tastes...

King Nor XVIII

rm_wetfingeraz 54F
3012 posts
7/9/2006 4:47 pm


CretaEntalSulky 63M
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7/9/2006 5:43 pm


ProtonicMan 48M

7/9/2006 5:57 pm

Hmmm. Maybe it's just a dyslexic 18 year old? Of course, that would mean that he might have other problems, too.


jdocfunguy 50M

7/9/2006 6:50 pm

I sense your disappointment. I know you would have preferred a dick pic instead of just a wink. LMAO

docdirk 47M

7/9/2006 9:18 pm

You need to stop being so damn sexy then!!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

brute472 74M
3480 posts
7/9/2006 10:14 pm

Right cut it out you lot I'm heading that way and it won't be too many more years and I'll be jealous of the old bugger. To be able to get it up next year would be good too.

chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
7/10/2006 4:06 am

Good on him. God loves a tryer.

It just goes to show that good taste never dies.

Hydragenias 56F

7/10/2006 5:09 am

I know what you mean, I haven't had any 81 yr olds, but I currently have a 64 yr old after me, LOL. Now, I've always preferred older men, but NOT ones who are old enough to be my Dad!
He's been busy trying to entice me with his money LOL
does he WANT to be a sugardaddy?

bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
7/13/2006 6:37 pm

lol..i did have a guy e-mail me the other day several x's wanting to be my sugar daddy...*rolls eyes* he's married! some crazy shit on!

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