Mac Kisses the Cook  

absolutelynormal 56F
6016 posts
5/22/2006 3:11 pm

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5/24/2006 11:22 pm

Mac Kisses the Cook

Since you're my friends and I know I can trust you, I'll let you in on the inside joke. Any guy I've ever been with has been attracted by my ample booberage. I used to have men talk to them. I've literally put my finger under their chin and lifted to get them to look into my eyes, which aren't half bad either, by the way.

Chuck likes tall, leggy blondes. While he's not opposed to breasts, generally tall, leggy women aren't well endowed with big mammaries.

Chuck made a trade off, he loves me for my mind. I love that he loves me for my brain. Besides, he's cute and kisses like there's no tomorrow. it's a win/win situation.

My nice tits are floating. My tub was the one thing I HAD to have when I was looking for a house. I play with them in the guise of washing.

I have this great stuff, it's a salt scrub. Oily stuff with salt in it, will take my hide off if I'm not careful. I have cucumber-melon this time. Smells great. Had I known Chuck was paying me a visit I would have scrubbed everyday with this, probably a good thing I didn't know.

I shave everything that needs shaving. Put on my ratty bathrobe, wrap my long, dark, extremely wet hair in a towel and stick my head outta the bedroom to see what's up.

Mr. Neat has been busy. My place never looked better. Either that or it just plain looks better in candlelight.

There's a pass through window from my kitchen to my dining room. I can see Chuck in there with my apron on that says KISS THE COOK!!, so I do.

Normally I go for tall men. Chuck isn't tall. He's 4 inches taller than me. I wrap my arms around his waist and kiss him on the neck. What he did next, I could vividly see my mom doing to my dad. He practically pushed me out of my small kitchen, told me to get dressed for supper.

He shouldn't have done that. I'll get dressed for supper alright. He doesn't know it but Mac's on the menu.

off to see the DaVinci Code


digdug41 49M

5/22/2006 6:03 pm

can I get a bite a nibble sumthin

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


absolutelynormal replies on 5/24/2006 11:22 pm:
Ask Chuck, he's the one in the kitchen!

norprin5 55M

5/22/2006 6:12 pm

you little vixen!

King Nor XVIII


absolutelynormal replies on 5/24/2006 11:23 pm:
mmmm, yeah, that's me alright

ProtonicMan 47M

5/22/2006 7:16 pm

Appe-teaser, On-the-tray, or Desire-ssert? Oh, hell, I'll take 'em all.

TJ

P.S. Enjoy the movie!


absolutelynormal replies on 5/24/2006 11:23 pm:
Glad you're enjoying it. The movie was very good, thanks

jdocfunguy 50M

5/22/2006 8:30 pm

I'm enjoying your story, but don't you ever stay at home???? Geeesh.

After your last story, though, I'm hoping that Chuck hid all of the kitchen knives. Never know what might happen next.

Hope you enjoyed the movie. Tom Hanks is such a good actor.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/24/2006 11:24 pm:
I wouldn't hurt someone I love. The movie was great

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/22/2006 10:23 pm

This has been a great series of posts and Im really enjoying them! Sort of exposes a bit of the inner Mac workings I think.
ger


absolutelynormal replies on 5/24/2006 11:25 pm:
Thank you Gerson

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/23/2006 4:46 pm

Hmmmm Nekid Mac eating something with garlic, quite a site to behold.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/24/2006 11:26 pm:
Welll.... I dunno about that

complexlysimple 34M

5/23/2006 5:03 pm

Hey now...

Hasn't anyone every told you not to mess with a man and his food

...he might mistake you for the food..



...hen again that migh not be the worst of things..


absolutelynormal replies on 5/24/2006 11:27 pm:
he might mistake you for the food..

That's the IDEA!!

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