Alarm Cock from a Male Perspective  

absolutelynormal 56F
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3/16/2006 4:19 pm

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Alarm Cock from a Male Perspective


OK, I was accused today of reading romance novels and somehow changing a few words and then posting here. Like I say cock, dick, they say throbbing manhood. I was told that what I write is romantic and it may be but, hell, I'm a woman. I can't write like a guy, or can I? This will make a lot more sense if your read Alarm Cock. I don't know how to make a hyperlink for it, I don't even know if I can since I am a non-paying member.

Oh God, she's watching me sleep again. I can feel her eyes boring a hole in me. Maybe if I just lie here she'll go back to sleep. I wonder what time it is? I'm still so fucking tired. We didn't get in till late, at least by her standards. If it were up to me we'd still be out but she had to go to work today and refused to play hooky, bitch.

I hope she just leaves me alone. Wait, what is this? She's slipping her head under the covers!! Oh God, I gotta fart, she'll have a shitfit if I do it now.

Man, is her mouth hot or what? I think she has a fever, I think I need to take her temperature with my "special thermometer" right in her ass! She does give a good blow job though, not the best I ever had.... that would be Nikkiiiii, I get wood just thinking about her. Oh, I better act like I'm waking up or this won't even happen.

"Well good morning to you too." No, you don't have to stop, please don't stop to say anything back. Ok, now she knows I'm awake. I just hope she remembers I haven't been up to piss yet after all the beer I drank last night.

I love it when she swirls her tongue like that. That's right baby wrap your hand around my tool, now get enough spit on it and suck me!!

There she goes squirming allover the place, I do like it when she moans though, makes a nice viibration. I wonder if she has some superglue, she needs to glue that piece in the bed before it falls off on my head again.

With her under the covers I can't tell who she is, she could be Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Keira Knightly... yeah that's who I'll go with.... mouthfuck me Keira, suck me till it's dry, baby. You wanna taste my cum, dontcha, well I'm gonna give you a whole load of it!! I know you love the way I taste, the way I feel in your mouth. Can you feel my dick buzzing for ya Keira, Can you?

I bet you don't swallow do ya Keira, but you know what? You're gonna swallow for the big guy aren't ya? You know you want to, you're begging me for it, that's why you're squirming and moaning. Don't worry baby, I'll let you have it! OMG Keira Knightly's hand is on my balls! Oh God, I'm cumming!!!

Shit, I hope she doesn't want me to do anything to her cause I'm too fucking tired. "What's that you say Mac?" "Oh it's 615, don't you have to be at work BEFORE 645, you better get going girl!!"

trillionman 55M

3/16/2006 6:15 pm

You are so damn funny,I know you don't have to be at work before 645 and that was on your day off and you told me to call you sister lol.Sorry I could not resist.


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