a *REALLY* good post  

abitcrazy4sex 44M
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6/30/2006 9:41 pm

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7/5/2006 8:03 pm

a *REALLY* good post

ladies , what do you like to see in a guy ...his profile , what kind of pics he has , where he is from , how big his penis is..etc... in other words when you go sifting through profiles , what catches your eye ?

Guys , its tough to get through sometimes but here is some activities to keep you entertained while waiting on that *special* someone to reply to your email

Paint the bathroom - it takes awhile but so does a reply.

trim your pubic area - i think most ladies on this site prefer a nicely groomed area so when she does reply to your mail you will be "all ready"

watch mash reruns - enough said

post comments to your blogs that say " how come i cant get any action" , or "no one likes me cause i cant meet anyone" - keep it original !

mow the front yard - yea its out there , its a damned jungle by now cause you been waiting on this girl so fucking long.get out there and mow it before the neighbors turn your ass in !

go give your wife a goodnight kiss - i cant say it enough the biggest complaint i hear of from females from this site is about dishonest married men so go tuck her in and make sure she is snoring so you can answer your e mails !

see if you can get at least one more "good" shot of your cock to put on your profile - you can never have too many , all woman want to see your cock in its best form right \8

make sure the kids are still sleeping - we hate to have them buggers out while your trying to get some action ! make sure they are sleeping soundly so you wont be interupted while your trying to read your new messages

go out and get some "milk" - a true classic , you finally get the email and she wants to meet so you agree and arrive home 2 hours later minus the milk... woops

these are a few , i feel a second part coming on later though


goodtimesman76 40M

7/1/2006 1:00 am

Too funny! To quote Homer, "I't funny cause it's true." And that's a quote from Homer Simpson, not Homer the poet. I get quick replys sometimes, but then they always turn out to be fake profiles of super hot chicks that exist in some other dimension. Some where there's a fat computer nerd dude, working for some web site replying to my emails. "Got your email. You sound hot! Reach me at AdultFriendFinder Check out my pics on my 'personal' web page!" Log onto the 'personal' web page and I get some site giving me a message about 'pay only 39.95 a month to meet your match!' This message goes out to computer nerd dude, where ever you are: Leave me alone you fat bastard!
Thanks for letting me vent, feel a whole lot better now!
Now, back to writing emails to fake profiles to keep that fat bastard employed. God bless capitalism!


Looking4sex44240 54F

7/1/2006 5:18 pm

I actually read there profiles. I like looking at face pic's. If I want to meet the guy he can show me the rest then.


abitcrazy4sex 44M
1335 posts
7/1/2006 5:58 pm

    Quoting Looking4sex44240:
    I actually read there profiles. I like looking at face pic's. If I want to meet the guy he can show me the rest then.
thats kinda what i was thinking too , i think that alot of the ladies do the same thing and thats a helpful post.Thanks


abitcrazy4sex 44M
1335 posts
7/5/2006 8:03 pm

    Quoting rm_farm_girl84:
    I like to see how much thought a guy actually puts into his profile. The pics I like are ones that are original and not the same old boring close up on some guys dick. I like it when I find a guy close by. How big a guy's penis is, well... if he knows how to work it but I like a guy who's around 7 inchs.
for sure , i seen alot that say i just want to meet hot ladies to fuck then it says ideal person a hot lady that likes to fuck...hello i dont see these members getting alot of action


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