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*WHY* i hate cybersex in chatrooms...
*WHY* i hate cybersex in chatrooms...
Recently , on an innocent chat room visit to another well known site for some leisure time small talk here is what i encountered.. and yet another reason why i hate chat room cybersex and prefer skin on skin !! (i am Chat_Friends in the conversation listed)
NaughtyNurse: Hi, are you a real Production worker ?
Chat_Friends: I'm as real as Pamela Andersons boobs. Are you a real nurse?
NaughtyNurse: sure I am
NaughtyNurse: fancy typing with your left hand for a few minutes?
NaughtyNurse: want to caress the salami you fuck with?
Chat_Friends: Go away, you wretched woman. I don't cyber; that's for sad losers with large boils on their bums.
NaughtyNurse: I'm sweating, let me just loosen my blouse a little...that's better
Chat_Friends: I'll tell the room.
NaughtyNurse: squeal like Ned Beatty in Deliverance if you want, no one will believe you
Chat_Friends: They believed me when I squealed on CyberGirl4U.
NaughtyNurse: cybergirl hates your fag ass, no one believed that shit
Chat_Friends: They did. I'm very well respected.
NaughtyNurse: it's really hot, let me just pop these melons out for some cool air
Chat_Friends: I bet they're smelly...sort of like toasted cheese?
NaughtyNurse: do you like woman smells?
Chat_Friends: No. They scare me... remind me of when I was 9 and kissed my grandma... and she slipped me the tongue...I cried.
NaughtyNurse: *grabs Chat_Friends's head and clasps it to her bosom*
NaughtyNurse: did you not like that?
Chat_Friends: Stop that!
NaughtyNurse: whoops, my panties just slipped around my ankles
Chat_Friends: Did they?
NaughtyNurse: yes, ah that breeze is cool
Chat_Friends: Are your panties dirty?
NaughtyNurse: do you want them to be?
NaughtyNurse: they're filthy, my husband makes me wear them for weeks at a time
NaughtyNurse: *removes her panties from around her ankles and drapes them across Chat_Friends's monitor*
Chat_Friends: I can't see what you are typing now.
NaughtyNurse: well, take them off the monitor
Chat_Friends: Okay, that's better.
NaughtyNurse: where did you put my panties?
Chat_Friends: I put them over on the sofa on top of some plastic. They reek of dried pig shit crusts steeped in industrial ammonia and then sprayed with elephant repellent. But I can still see them from here, and smell them.
NaughtyNurse: emm, ok
NaughtyNurse: you aren't too good at this cybering thing, are you!
Chat_Friends: How dare you! I'm brilliant at everything I do. You wretched female!
NaughtyNurse: women disgust you, don't they?
Chat_Friends: No. I love women, except my ex-wife... the heartless bitch... and Jill that slut who stomped on my heart...and Alison who cheated on me...and Mary who gave me a particularly nasty Flu bug...and grandma...and...
NaughtyNurse: yeah, yeah...you're just a repressed fag
Chat_Friends: ...and Julia who ate my... pardon? What did you just call me?
NaughtyNurse: oh fuck off you loser, go rent a Tom Selleck movie and compare moustaches
Chat_Friends: Bitch! Slut! Vile Temptress! Harlot! Jezebel! Whore of Babylon!
NaughtyNurse has left the conversation.
8/8/2006 6:27 pm
so sorry that I missed out on that conversation...but I agree skin on skin is best. For the record I like your facial hair better than Mr. Sellecks, it feels really good when you rub it against my inner thigh...|
8/9/2006 7:43 am
you really know how to attract the crazies, first the russian bird then this nutter nurse - you need an anti-attractant! or something! |
8/9/2006 9:33 am
you really know how to attract the crazies, first the russian bird then this nutter nurse - you need an anti-attractant! or something!
8/9/2006 1:49 pm
OMG that was one pushy woam and she only wanted to use you for her enjoyment but even caring anything about yours*Grrrr* But I do think you behaved like a real gentlemen well up until the end*lol **But she deserved it |
And don't worry I'm not looking to Cyber shhhhhhh I have real sex*
8/10/2006 4:55 am
lmao..where am i when all these interesting chats happen,,lol|
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