*WHY* i hate cybersex in chatrooms...  

abitcrazy4sex 44M
666 posts
8/8/2006 5:11 pm

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8/10/2006 5:59 am

*WHY* i hate cybersex in chatrooms...

Recently , on an innocent chat room visit to another well known site for some leisure time small talk here is what i encountered.. and yet another reason why i hate chat room cybersex and prefer skin on skin !! (i am Chat_Friends in the conversation listed)

NaughtyNurse: Hi, are you a real Production worker ?

Chat_Friends: I'm as real as Pamela Andersons boobs. Are you a real nurse?

NaughtyNurse: sure I am

Chat_Friends: lol

NaughtyNurse: fancy typing with your left hand for a few minutes?

Chat_Friends: Pardon?

NaughtyNurse: want to caress the salami you fuck with?

Chat_Friends: Go away, you wretched woman. I don't cyber; that's for sad losers with large boils on their bums.

NaughtyNurse: I'm sweating, let me just loosen my blouse a little...that's better

Chat_Friends: I'll tell the room.

NaughtyNurse: squeal like Ned Beatty in Deliverance if you want, no one will believe you

Chat_Friends: They believed me when I squealed on CyberGirl4U.

NaughtyNurse: cybergirl hates your fag ass, no one believed that shit

Chat_Friends: They did. I'm very well respected.

NaughtyNurse: it's really hot, let me just pop these melons out for some cool air

Chat_Friends: I bet they're smelly...sort of like toasted cheese?

NaughtyNurse: do you like woman smells?

Chat_Friends: No. They scare me... remind me of when I was 9 and kissed my grandma... and she slipped me the tongue...I cried.

NaughtyNurse: *grabs Chat_Friends's head and clasps it to her bosom*

Chat_Friends: NO!

NaughtyNurse: did you not like that?

Chat_Friends: Stop that!

NaughtyNurse: whoops, my panties just slipped around my ankles

Chat_Friends: Did they?

NaughtyNurse: yes, ah that breeze is cool

Chat_Friends: Are your panties dirty?

NaughtyNurse: do you want them to be?

Chat_Friends: Yes.

NaughtyNurse: they're filthy, my husband makes me wear them for weeks at a time

Chat_Friends: *groans*

NaughtyNurse: *removes her panties from around her ankles and drapes them across Chat_Friends's monitor*

Chat_Friends: *groans*

Chat_Friends: I can't see what you are typing now.

NaughtyNurse: well, take them off the monitor

Chat_Friends: Okay, that's better.

NaughtyNurse: where did you put my panties?

Chat_Friends: I put them over on the sofa on top of some plastic. They reek of dried pig shit crusts steeped in industrial ammonia and then sprayed with elephant repellent. But I can still see them from here, and smell them.

NaughtyNurse: emm, ok

NaughtyNurse: you aren't too good at this cybering thing, are you!

Chat_Friends: How dare you! I'm brilliant at everything I do. You wretched female!

NaughtyNurse: women disgust you, don't they?

Chat_Friends: No. I love women, except my ex-wife... the heartless bitch... and Jill that slut who stomped on my heart...and Alison who cheated on me...and Mary who gave me a particularly nasty Flu bug...and grandma...and...

NaughtyNurse: yeah, yeah...you're just a repressed fag

Chat_Friends: ...and Julia who ate my... pardon? What did you just call me?

NaughtyNurse: oh fuck off you loser, go rent a Tom Selleck movie and compare moustaches

Chat_Friends: Bitch! Slut! Vile Temptress! Harlot! Jezebel! Whore of Babylon!

NaughtyNurse has left the conversation.

lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/8/2006 6:27 pm

so sorry that I missed out on that conversation...but I agree skin on skin is best. For the record I like your facial hair better than Mr. Sellecks, it feels really good when you rub it against my inner thigh...

abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/8/2006 7:21 pm:
yea , skin on skin rules !

rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/9/2006 7:43 am

you really know how to attract the crazies, first the russian bird then this nutter nurse - you need an anti-attractant! or something!

abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/9/2006 3:57 pm:
yea , seems alot of crazies , maybe they are attracted to my id he he excpet i think they miss the point ..i am only crazy about select things

lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 9:33 am

    Quoting rm_cutechubby8:
    you really know how to attract the crazies, first the russian bird then this nutter nurse - you need an anti-attractant! or something!

I agree with cute, maybe you should quit wearing deodorant...that smell will keep them away, and yes it is strong enought to be smelled thru the computer.

abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/9/2006 3:58 pm:
agreed but i dont want to drive away everyone.

tight_n_tasty2 50F

8/9/2006 1:49 pm

OMG that was one pushy woam and she only wanted to use you for her enjoyment but even caring anything about yours*Grrrr* But I do think you behaved like a real gentlemen well up until the end*lol **But she deserved it

And don't worry I'm not looking to Cyber shhhhhhh I have real sex*

abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/9/2006 3:59 pm:
of course , always a perfect gentleman here i agree she seems a bit pushy though

bustybettyboop 49F  
59325 posts
8/10/2006 4:55 am

lmao..where am i when all these interesting chats happen,,lol

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abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/10/2006 6:00 am:
you must have been in another room he he

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