This Shit Is NOT Funny  

aascrompn 42M
6957 posts
5/6/2006 9:35 pm

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10/18/2006 7:14 am

This Shit Is NOT Funny


Ok, so you may or may not be aware, but in celebration of sexydisaster30's birthday, her smart ass bf and she decide to play fucking games. Game two was a truth or dare post. Being the type of guy that I am, I'm always up for a dare (drunk or sober).

This was her dare... dares you to put up the profile pic of you naked that was on your profile when I first came here as your main pic and leave it up for a week. You have 48 hours to do this. You must comment here when it is up.

This is soooooo cruel as she knew that I would be in shape in about 7 more weeks... 7 weeks! That's it. But no, motherfucker, she had to tell me to do it now, when I'm fat.

I believe this could be classified as metal abuse. I'm so not going to talk to her for a while! All of the girls that I've been hitting on are no longer going to visit my blog or talk to me, as they now know that I am fat and have a small dick.

Fuck her! And I so don't want to hear any feedback from this shit either, so don't bother emailing me or commenting.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
5/6/2006 10:18 pm

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    Awwww......if it makes you feel any better I was at my best friends house and she said that you looked pretty thick and long.

    But what the hell does she know? She is a lesbian.......
You're right! What the hell does she know?? She would think a carrot is large and thick... Should I direct her to Saddles blog?


twirly_girl 47F

5/6/2006 10:34 pm

Stop whining. You look fine.
Now if you had to post this and
post that you were gay? Then you
could whine.


-Nikki


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:26 am:
That might be funny, actually.

KitenWithAWhip 37F

5/6/2006 10:49 pm

I think that you look just fine in that pic *licks her lips*


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:27 am:
Well thank you!

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
5/6/2006 11:41 pm

I don't get it. We all know that sexydisaster30 is the expert on hair...Why the hell hasn't she given you a free trim? And here you were telling me you were smooth down there...

Just joking T.B., you looking fine.

Frangi xx


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:27 am:
I'm shaved when I have a reason to be shaved...

bardicman 50M

5/7/2006 12:16 am

Hmmm Being the gay man that I am ...

YUMMY !!!!

Yes do those jump sqauts over here my little cumquat



I am not dead yet


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:28 am:
I just did them again last night... where the hell were you, gay boy?

SxyCrazyCool 38F

5/7/2006 12:55 am

My oh My hahaha aren't you Grumpy today!! I love sexydisaster30's Birthday Party!! And Truth or Dare is always a Fun Game!!

No comment at all? .. Ha! I decide for myself if I comment or not..
Cheer up you!! You're not fat at all and ur tool looks perfectly fine to me


~*xXx*~
~♥sXy♥~


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:29 am:
Wow! Thanks... you can use my tool if you need to. lol

HBowt2 58F

5/7/2006 1:11 am

    Quoting bardicman:
    Hmmm Being the gay man that I am ...

    YUMMY !!!!

    Yes do those jump sqauts over here my little cumquat
feel like sharing your cumquat's Bard?......


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:29 am:
Let me know what he says!! I'm down w/ being loaned out!

FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

5/7/2006 2:28 am

Oh, quit your whining! I think you look grrrreat!!! I sure as hell wouldn't kick ya outta bed! *WEG* I actually think you should stick with this pic! It's hot!!!

Btw, you're sooo NOT fat, my dear! You're "just right"!!! (I know, I'm a bad girl! I can't help it, though... Look at that pic! YUM!)


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aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:30 am:
You actually just made me blush... lol

I love when you're a bad girl.

EroticaXTC 49F

5/7/2006 3:32 am

Hey now, I took a DARE also....Now everybody and their brother's mother gets to see me masturbating!!!
Keep your chin up(s),...oh,and lay off the squats in front of bard...he can't take it!!!


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:31 am:
That's what I used for my inspiration on my profile pic...

rm_truedom2 55M
663 posts
5/7/2006 5:12 am

Look at the bright side....just think of all of the e-mails you'll be getting from all of the little extra padding checkers looking for a "small" guy for their first time anal experience.

bard....back away from the keyboard.


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:32 am:
You bring up a very valid point!

MyRealLoverOne 46M

5/7/2006 5:14 am

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........How cute is that!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can definitely tell you are right handed there fella!!!


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:33 am:
Shut it! You left me for tiller...

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
5/7/2006 5:45 am

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    Just because I went to a Swingers Club with him does NOT mean I want to get that up close and personal with him!!!
Friends don't let other friends be hairy!! SNIP SNIP!!

Frangi xx


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:33 am:
You can come over and take care of it if you'd like!

rm_herestill 56M

5/7/2006 8:01 am

ROTFL,I think she just wanted to see your cock again!
btw,you are not fat!


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:54 am:
I think so too! She didn't see enough of it at the swingers club, I guess.

mycin62 54F

5/7/2006 8:26 am

Stop whining, you look fine, you need a trim, but you look FINE


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:54 am:
Can you bring the clippers?

Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/7/2006 8:48 am

Hey Trav it is a good thing you didn't have this post and your current pick when I had to do my dare! Just think of the crap I could have laid down!

You can be mad at SexyDisaster30 all you want, but you have to admit that it has been interesting.

BTW - I'm glad you saw the post on her blog...hopefully no harm no foul. Thanks for being a good sport about things.


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:55 am:
Interesting isn't the word for it! lol - It was a fun game. NP about it at all. It was actually quite funny.

jadedbabe78 105F

5/7/2006 9:09 am

Hey, damnit!!! I have to show off my nip for the entire fucking world when everyone knows I don't do nudie shots.

I feel your pain....come hold me.

~Jadey


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:55 am:
Can't believe you took it down!

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/7/2006 9:25 am

Yeah, quit complaining. I have to write about giving a blowjob to a guy.
Wait, gotta go write my essay. Your photo is inspiring me.


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:56 am:
LOL - you're not right, gerson.

NSAAddict 42F

5/7/2006 10:38 am

C'mon now asscrompin, you look fine!

my sympathies,
Another of SexyD's dare victims


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:56 am:
Thanks, sweetie! Some say I should leave it up... what do you think?

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
5/7/2006 11:40 am

I admire you for doing this...you look fine, and this whole thing is just so fun. You are a good sport!!


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:57 am:
Yes, it's been fun. I really don't care too much, but the fat could be a little less.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/7/2006 12:40 pm

You may be fat and have a small dick...but you are honorable...its all good buddy!!

lustytaurus


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:57 am:
Yes, yes, and most of the time... lol

Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
5/7/2006 5:35 pm

can I have some of that?

Licks lips in anticipation

Lioness_girl

Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 7:59 am:
My fat??

countrygirl0173 43F

5/7/2006 6:28 pm

I think you look great. And nothing is sexier than confidence, and we all know that you are!

*Hugs*
Melissa


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:00 am:
You think I'm confident? Well, a little maybe.

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/7/2006 6:32 pm

Such a good sport. I'm glad to know that you are honorable. Just be glad she didn't make you dress in panties too


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:00 am:
Now THAT could've really sucked!

saddletrampsk 54F

5/7/2006 9:49 pm

Try sticking a carrot inside you..now thats embarassing..


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:00 am:
I heard about that! Have yet to see it, however. lol

tillerbabe 55F

5/7/2006 10:33 pm

SO does this mean you are a RIGHT wing conservative? Runs to get clippers....naw.. me thinks you need a WAX!!!


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:09 am:
Laser hair removal, maybe. Wax? No way in hell!!!

mary1025 47F

5/7/2006 11:14 pm

six years ago i was 212
funny how time flies
i'll never forget the day
i looked in the mirror
and said i remember you
what is fat but the weight
i was carrying in my heart
i never dieted or exercised
i just turned on the radio
and began dancing through
my days, happy by decision


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:10 am:
There is no way in hell your sexy self was 212! You can come down here and dance with me!!

TabithaElectra79 37F

5/8/2006 5:19 am

I am very impressed that you did the dare!!


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:10 am:
I did it all for you!

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
5/8/2006 10:46 am

Aas, can I use the pic for my next promotion of your sexiness? I'm sure it'll get attention then

~Angel


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:11 am:
Why, by all means!!!!! Hugs, kisses, and slaps on the ass!

rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
5/8/2006 12:21 pm

Hey dude, I feel your pain. Thanks to SexyD, I am out there in all my glory too. Just keep a stiff upper lip. Or something else.....


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:11 am:
LMAO - I get to put it away soon.

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
5/8/2006 4:47 pm

Aas..you look great!
confidence outshines any imperfections you "think" you may have

**biggg hugs****



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:11 am:
I thought women didn't like dick pics??

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
5/9/2006 12:27 am

Yep-you've got big ones darling-a lot of people would just say screw it-but that is what is so good about you-it's like "here I am I'm so doing this-you should be on a box of Wheaties lol-now everytime we see Wheaties-we will think of you-naked!


aascrompn replies on 5/10/2006 8:12 am:
You should be on the Wheaties box with me...

derobed 59F
17 posts
5/10/2006 1:23 pm

Bigger than my ex......explains why he's an ex!


aascrompn replies on 5/11/2006 5:17 am:
LOL - Remind me not to hook up w/ you!! You'll leave me for any of these other large guys on this site.

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
5/11/2006 4:39 am

Tabs said I was allowed to say...number 1 or number 2?

Frangi xx


aascrompn replies on 5/11/2006 5:17 am:
I'm confused as to what you are referring to?????

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
5/11/2006 9:45 pm

I was joking Goose!! I meant a number one or number 2 shave


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