Stuff to Ponder  

aascrompn 42M
6957 posts
1/9/2006 8:46 am

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10/18/2006 4:59 am

Stuff to Ponder


10 Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 :

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

hugs_4_u2 39F

1/9/2006 4:51 pm

lmao haven`t laughed so much in ages!

hugs xxx


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/9/2006 8:29 pm

Luscious - I'm glad you liked it! I thought it was hilarious too.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/9/2006 8:30 pm

Hugs - Thanks for stopping by! Glad you enjoyed...


Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/10/2006 12:20 am

ROTFLMFAO hun that was great ...and thanks hun I was feeling a bit down and needed the smile.

Kelli/Foxy


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/10/2006 5:48 am

Fox - I'm glad it picked you up a bit...


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