Stuff to Ponder  

aascrompn 42M
6957 posts
1/9/2006 8:46 am

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10/18/2006 4:59 am

Stuff to Ponder

10 Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

hugs_4_u2 39F

1/9/2006 4:51 pm

lmao haven`t laughed so much in ages!

hugs xxx

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/9/2006 8:29 pm

Luscious - I'm glad you liked it! I thought it was hilarious too.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/9/2006 8:30 pm

Hugs - Thanks for stopping by! Glad you enjoyed...

Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/10/2006 12:20 am

ROTFLMFAO hun that was great ...and thanks hun I was feeling a bit down and needed the smile.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/10/2006 5:48 am

Fox - I'm glad it picked you up a bit...

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