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aascrompn 42M
6957 posts
2/16/2006 5:58 am

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10/18/2006 5:09 am

Math


Here is a little light humor, since my blog has been down for the last couple of days...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a
man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a
lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
and
cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started
doing
the same thing to them at funerals.

fantasylover_05 62M

2/16/2006 6:44 am

Good one asscrompn!!

I particularly like the "shopping math" and the "stop bugging"!!

LMAO!!


bardicman 50M

2/16/2006 6:49 am

BAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!



I am not dead yet


pinkplaytoyz 50F

2/16/2006 6:59 am

LOL!!!I loved the last one


southrnpeach333 50F

2/16/2006 7:19 am

I agree totally with discusion techniques.


Holly_Would 106F

2/16/2006 7:22 am

These are very funny.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/16/2006 7:27 am

Math makes my head hurt.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/16/2006 10:28 am

When I look beyond the slighty sexist nature of a few of 'em I absolutely loved these. I'm probably gonna 'borrow' the office one for the next time I teach a management class!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


jadedbabe78 106F

2/16/2006 3:23 pm

---I 've seen these before, but they're always good for a laugh. I needed a good laugh, too.


rm_mzbitch2u 47F
63 posts
2/16/2006 9:34 pm

the funniest part is how true most of them are!!! thanks for the laugh!!


MaggiesWishes 60F

2/17/2006 11:54 pm

"A man wants to be a woman's first lover and a woman wants to be a man's last romance."

Huggies
maggie


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