Just a HaHa  

aascrompn 42M
6957 posts
1/10/2006 8:11 am

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10/18/2006 5:00 am

Just a HaHa


MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER



Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.



"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.



"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"



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Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"



He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

saddletrampsk 54F

1/10/2006 10:08 am

Geez..and all this time I thought you were a man..


caressmewell 53F

1/10/2006 10:18 am

LAMO!!


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/10/2006 10:21 am

Oh my

giggles

your so bold

silky x


allsleeky 36F

1/10/2006 2:17 pm

that's hilarious


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/10/2006 6:36 pm

Saddle - Oh I'm a man alright! I even have pics to prove it.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/10/2006 6:37 pm

Caress - Was that bad??


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/10/2006 6:37 pm

Silky - I was hoping to lift your spirits a little...


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/10/2006 6:38 pm

Luscious - It is kinda naught... So am I.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/10/2006 6:39 pm

allsleeky - Thanks for stopping by! Glad you enjoyed it.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/11/2006 6:22 am

Mineiswetter - I was hoping to impress you the most... Did it work?


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