Hijacked  

aascrompn 42M
6957 posts
3/12/2006 8:27 am

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Hijacked


It seems that there are a few, here, on this friendly site, that are a little demented.

I had to help my best friend finalize a move to her boyfriend’s house. It started off as an exhausting day, as is, due to the small get together that the ATL bloggers had, and one in which Bardicman decided to chicken out on. The other members who attended were that of sexydisaster30, caressmewell, southrnpeach333, and the all time pool shooting star,
. Good times were had by all, which the exception of Bardicman, who again chickened out.

I digress. So yesterday, while I was exhausted, still a little drunk, sweating alcohol straight out of my pores, some felt it necessary to hijack my blog. This is an extremely evil thing to do. They did, I'm sure, as a guise for being nice. It was no guise, my friends. It was an evil plot that not even Osama Binladin could not have thought through. It involves not only terrorist tactics, but tactics involving fake members (No shit!) mzhineyhole, the suggestion of people getting laid (me) by the likes of jadedbabe78 (like she would ever do me), as well as patterns of word use that's liable to make any reader insane.

I know this was the intent, now that I've had some sleep and sobered up, b/c of the amount of "good times" that I was shown on Friday night. They made sure to keep feeding me liquor and beer, while insisting that food is the devil, all Friday night. They knew that I had work to do yesterday. They knew that I was actually going to be away from my PC. They knew what the hell they were doing. FFS! How can I ever trust these people again? I can't! You can't either!! They are extremely dangerous "folks".

Let me warn all of you e-terrorists! You have seen nothing yet. This Mighty Mouse Midget Pimp is about to unleash the greatest fury that you'll ever know. I will drag you through the Abyss and back w/out breaking a sweat. I will unleash the power of Napoleon to take vengeance that not even Hollywood can duplicate in movies. You will feel pain. Oh, you will feel pain that will make you scream my stupid handle, Ass Chompn, for years to come. You will most not likely never be able to leave your homes again for fear of me lurking around your places of dwelling; however you won't be able to fathom the thought of logging into AdultFriendFinder again for the fear of getting an e-asskicking. You will be forced to seek elsewhere online. You will be driven to the simplicity and boring topic sites such as My Space to seek an ounce of what blogging used to be here for you on AdultFriendFinder. Will I turn you in? No! I don't need to. I will mind fuck you all! No, not you other little cuties that read my stuff, just the ones involved in this pathetic, yet sophisticated scheme. Let the games begin! For this, my former good friends, is going to be the Super Bowl of online hell.

Have a great day!
Mighty Mouse Napoleon Ass Chompin Midget Pimp, out!

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 9:03 am

I did forget to mention the covert op behind this entire group. It seems that travelingintexas was running the operation, but decided to MIA when I started narrowing in on his trail... I'll smoke him out soon to come!


rm_Mzhineyhole 36F
138 posts
3/12/2006 9:28 am

How dare you call me a fake. Do these feel fake to you? mmmmmmm feel em again.. yes baby do those feel fake... oh my you have such soft hands... and does this feel fake to you... wooohoooo... my god man.. bend me over yonder chair and OMFG.... you maybe short but shorty sure the hell isnt...

umph umph umph umph umph (don't stop) umph umph umph umph umph

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh my, pass me a smoke and now tell me how fake I am


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 9:38 am

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    Bring it on short little Pimp man. I am not scared of you!!

    ****and she runs to temporarily close her blog****
Oh, it's on! You just go cut hair and let me take care of things...


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 9:40 am

    Quoting rm_Mzhineyhole:
    How dare you call me a fake. Do these feel fake to you? mmmmmmm feel em again.. yes baby do those feel fake... oh my you have such soft hands... and does this feel fake to you... wooohoooo... my god man.. bend me over yonder chair and OMFG.... you maybe short but shorty sure the hell isnt...

    umph umph umph umph umph (don't stop) umph umph umph umph umph

    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    oh my, pass me a smoke and now tell me how fake I am
Oh I know that you're fake... No hottie like you hits on junior mints like me...


caressmewell 53F

3/12/2006 9:41 am

LOL, this is going to be fun too!


jadedbabe78 106F

3/12/2006 9:48 am

So, what are you trying to say?? Oh mighty midget pimp.

I can take you. Yeah....bring it on. I will break out the pimp moves on your ass. I will be all over you like white on rice. Come ride this ass, baby!

**Runs and ducks....need to figure out how to take on the mean mother fucker midget pimp I've been told about**


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/12/2006 9:54 am

I love watching drama unfold!!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
3/12/2006 9:55 am

I detect a real "Ya Had To Be There" element to this adventure...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 10:34 am

It's always fun when you're dealing w/ the midget.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 10:37 am

    Quoting jadedbabe78:
    So, what are you trying to say?? Oh mighty midget pimp.

    I can take you. Yeah....bring it on. I will break out the pimp moves on your ass. I will be all over you like white on rice. Come ride this ass, baby!

    **Runs and ducks....need to figure out how to take on the mean mother fucker midget pimp I've been told about**
Just bend over for me... it will distract me, i'm sure


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 10:40 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    I detect a real "Ya Had To Be There" element to this adventure...
I wasn't even "there"... i really have no idea what the hell is going on. lol


jadedbabe78 106F

3/12/2006 10:40 am

You damn right it will!


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/12/2006 10:43 am

LMAO....

I'm a lover not a fighter...so do I have to buy a ticket or can I watch for free?

lustytaurus

p.s. if you haven't already seen it...I posted about everything you and caress have in common.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 10:55 am

It might slow me down, but it doesn't have the power to stop me. It will be a couple of glimpses, than it's on again.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 10:56 am

    Quoting newaroundhere64:
    When you're done with jaded, can someone let me know what the opening bid is going to be?

    PLEASE?????

    ;-S
You can have her when I'm done... She seems to think that I can't handle her. Pppffff. Ya right!


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 10:59 am

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    LMAO....

    I'm a lover not a fighter...so do I have to buy a ticket or can I watch for free?

    lustytaurus

    p.s. if you haven't already seen it...I posted about everything you and caress have in common.
Usually I am too! However, these e-bitches are bringing out my worst... This is online warfare that has to be stopped! I'm not going to settle for my good name to be thrown around here like a rag doll.

I will, for sure, visit your blog. I need a temporary distraction to calm my nerves.


jadedbabe78 106F

3/12/2006 11:03 am

e-bitches!! LOL...oh, it's so on little man!!

And you couldn't handle my ass. You'll see. I'll wear your ass out faster than a midget on speed.


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/12/2006 11:35 am

    Quoting jadedbabe78:
    e-bitches!! LOL...oh, it's so on little man!!

    And you couldn't handle my ass. You'll see. I'll wear your ass out faster than a midget on speed.
i may be little, but i can pack a deep punch! your ass will see, trust me... midget on speed?? ROFL


HBowt2 59F

3/12/2006 11:41 am

Round one to aascrompn..........


frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
3/12/2006 11:44 am

This innocent bystander will sit and watch (although normally I am not a watcher...)

Frangi x


jadedbabe78 106F

3/12/2006 12:07 pm

The only thing you will see is my foot in your ass.


caressmewell 53F

3/12/2006 12:07 pm

an e-bitch?


pinkzplaytoyz 50F

3/12/2006 12:36 pm

:l


Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

3/12/2006 12:37 pm

Geez man, I have to stay on the sidelines, but there is one lady I'll get after.

Cowboy


pinkzplaytoyz 50F

3/12/2006 12:37 pm

wrong key


SpunkNLace 47F

3/12/2006 1:11 pm

Ummmmmmmmmm can I peek through my window in my corner and watch.Do I need to buy a e ticket and buy popcorn

S.NL


elbman 41M  
2566 posts
3/12/2006 2:29 pm

Why does every one always want to pick on the "little people"?

UmmPa Loohmpas atleast got a little bit of repect.....ok, so they had to sing and dance goofy songs......

See what happens when you put yourself on the "popular list"....


jadedbabe78 106F

3/12/2006 4:39 pm

See, e-pimp midget ....by calling us e-bitches, you just upped my Jadey fund to ATL.

Who's my bitch?? You are Aas, that's who


Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
3/12/2006 4:46 pm

Ah, this is moving faster than the speed of light! I mean this is just so funny and better than watching anything on TV.

Seriously aascrompn you have gone and attracted some really heavy duty crazy ass people to your blogworld (and you know I'm sorry I have to say this but every time I try to spell your handle I always start off spelling it ASS...but then I go oops and make sure I type it right!)

I'd better stop or I'll be a rambling.............

Lioness_girl

Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
3/12/2006 5:55 pm

I'll put twenty on the midget pimp.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


jadedbabe78 106F

3/12/2006 9:09 pm

Lioness....as an officiator to Scroto Baggins blog...I can full on tell you he does not mind rambling in his comments. He puts on a front...but deep down, the rambling makes him feel all warn and fuzzy inside.


rm_JohnMacLaine 50M
585 posts
3/13/2006 3:38 am

goes and gets the popcorn, settles ino his chair and prepares to watch the fireworks

My money's on aas, cause the ladies just will not be able to resist him

whoohoo

LOVIN IT!!

John

"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/13/2006 7:37 am

To all... I am taking a slight break from this measly enemy. They came at me hard, but alas, I have prevailed. This fight will continue, but in the mean time, I have more important things to do. I have to blog about real stuff for a limited time, then I can come back to play.


Babel__Fish 45F

3/13/2006 7:39 am

Lmao!!!! I just had some fun reading through your bog comments

Entertaining folk to say the least

*kusjes*
Babel


Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
3/14/2006 12:23 pm

Ok Jadey and Sexy, I apologize for calling you gals crazy. Ya know it was meant in jest

I'll remember to ramble from now on, thanks for the tip

Lioness_girl

Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl


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