Killing your offspring.  

a_rara_avis_ 53F
7 posts
3/30/2005 7:58 am

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Killing your offspring.

It's spring break here in Cleveland, and I want to kill my child. That's him to the left, when he was sweeter, before he learned the word NO, but you can't see his face. I didn't think that showing my son's face here on Sex Oz would be fitting.

I am so f-ing tired of hearing the phrase, "I'm bored," which means 'Entertain me.' This from a child who will NOT go outside. He's angry because I will NOT buy f-ing Play Station for him, like his moronic father who needs an electronic babysitter. He's angry because I had cable disconnected. Yes, I'm a bitch, and I play tough. I do not breed couch potatoes.

He gets in these nasty moods, and I throw him down on his bed and play the kissing monster, kissing him madly and 'blowing farts' on him, saying, "who do you love???", until he's laughing hysterically. Little Shiite.

So we're decorating my house this week with sunflowers, seashells, stars and angels (not the gross, nauseating ones - ones that I make), so I'm off to be Mum.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/30/2005 11:47 am

Your child will be the better for it. You are teaching him what "no" means right from the get go without being wishy washy about it. Also, you are letting him know who is the boss. Basically kids WANT to know three things:
1. What the rules are.
2. What will happen when the rules are broken.
3. Who is in charge.

(oh yeah, they also want to know what is for dinner)

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