Tongue Tied  

a123rat 49M
504 posts
5/2/2006 6:56 am

Last Read:
5/27/2006 3:29 pm

Tongue Tied

I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker's son. But I'll pluck figs, 'till the fig plucker comes.

Unlike a hooker with diareia,
An epileptic working at an oyster bar
SHUCKS BETWEEN FITS.

I had one line in the school play. "Hark, fair maiden, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope!"
I was so nervous, I burst on the stage and exclaimed, "Hark, fair maiden, I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap!"


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/2/2006 7:06 am

Oh thats too funny!


digdug41 49M

5/2/2006 7:14 am



roaming the cyber streets of blogland


pet_humility 48F

5/2/2006 8:15 am

How come we never
forget out embarrassing moments..sheesh


saddletrampsk 54F

5/2/2006 8:52 pm

good one..


caressmewell 53F

5/3/2006 11:14 am

LOL, sounds like something I would have done...the words just don't come out right when I get nervous.


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