Friday Funny  

a123rat 49M
504 posts
5/12/2006 10:30 am

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Friday Funny

On his death bed, an eccentric millionaire, gave his 3 best friends, his Doctor, his Lawyer, and his Banker, 1 million dollars each. On the condition that they place it in his coffin at his funeral. At the grave site, each friend approached the coffin and placed an envelope inside before it was lowered into the ground.
Then they returned to his mansion for a Wake.
After a couple hours, the Doctor cornered the other 2. "I have a confession to make" he said "I only put 8 hundred thousand in the coffin. I thought no one would ever know but the guilt is too much"
"Thank God, you said something" said the Lawyer "I was feeling guilty myself. I only put 6 hundred thousand in the coffin. It's not like he needs it for the after life"
"I can't believe you guys!" said the Banker. "That was our friend's last wish. You have to honor it. I put a cheque for the full MILLION in there."

multitasksextoy 59M  
3511 posts
5/13/2006 6:18 am

Tis true,Tis true.

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