SEX!!! THE FACTS!!!  

_pretty_fly_guy 32M
97 posts
10/30/2005 6:36 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

SEX!!! THE FACTS!!!

WELL ITS ABOUT TIME SOMONE TOLD IT STRAIGHT

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons.

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 (hmmm....wonder who counted that up)

Average number of times he will ejeculate from masterbation: 2,000 (hang on 7,200-2,000=5,200 wow he's getting a lot)

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons (it takes 35 gallons to Fill a bath)

Average speed of an ejaculation:28 miles per hour (thats faster than a human can run)

Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 (wow that put an end to chicks swallowing then)

Average lenght of penis when not erect:3.5 inches (oh ooh)

Average lenght when erect: 5.1 inches (This keeps getting worse and worse)

Smallest natural penis recorded:5/8 of an inch (boy that guy must feel good knowing that)

Largest natural penis recorded:11 inches (ok I admit it, it was me)

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (Blue Whale)(WOW!

Heiht from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet (much respect to the blue whale)

Most arousing time day/season for a man: Early morning/Autume (eh?)

Best ways to improve sexual function: Quit smoking, Start exercising, Lose weight (oh im fucked then)

Food that improves sex life: Oysters, Lean meat, sea food, Whole grains (In other words eat you wheatabix)

Percent of men who say they masterbate:60% (I suppose it's nice to know 40% of men are liers then)

Percent of men who say they masterbate at least once a day:54% (sorry 46% of men are liars)

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masterbating that often:41% (you know what Im beginning to think their a lot of men that tell lies)

Amount of time needed for a man to regain an erection: from 2 mins to 2 weeks depend on what type of porn i suppose)

Average number of erections per day for a man: 11 (bullshit)

Average number of erections during the night:9 (thats more like it)

Disance sperm travels to fertilise an egg: 3-4 inches (the human equalivant is a marathon)

Time it takes the sperm:2.5 seconds (It takes 4 hours to complete a marathon)

Sperm life:2 1/2 months (who the hell finds this out)

Cost of a years supply of condoms: 80 Euros (I wish)

Thickness of an average condom:.07mm (thats 6 times thicker than plastic wrap)

In general, the taste of a mans semen veries with his diet.

1. Fish and some meats produce a buttery or fishy taste (hmm...so thats the stuff in tinned tuna.)

2. Dairy products create a foul taste. (supposed to be like sour milk)

3. After eating Asperagus it is said to taste the foulest. (Wonder what happens if you eat brocolli)

4. Acidic fruits and ALCOHOL give it a plesent and sugary taste. (woo ho!)

The smell of Pumpkin pie increases blood flow to the penis. (hmmm....I wonder warm pumpkin pie)

Your Penis shrinks in the shower. (so!!)

80 percent of wemen have faked an orgasm. (100 percent of men don't care)

Yours Faithfully
_pretty_fly_guy


rm_irishwitch78 44M/38F
4 posts
10/31/2005 4:32 pm

Dude, where do you find these things?

I would think men DO care if a woman is faking. If only becuase that means they're not doing it right...now, if a woman fakes it to make him think he is, well then...they can't complain if they're not getting their SATISFACTION (in your best Stones voice of course).

You penis shrinks when you get cold man. It's a fact of life. Women get nipply, men get shrinky dinky.

Wow, guess I need to make some pumpkin pies then, eh?

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. - Mae West


_pretty_fly_guy 32M
153 posts
11/2/2005 6:09 pm

Wow that is a nasty image silouette i promise ill never do it in the shower again thats how bad that feckin image is.


_pretty_fly_guy 32M
153 posts
11/2/2005 6:18 pm

hmmm... these facts were found all over the place mainly from typing weird facts into a search engine however i came up with some myself.

yeah that fact was one I came up with myself.

yeah when i found that fact out it really put my plan to get it on with a girl in the artic on hold.

God no!! no more pumpkin pie i have got third degree burns on my dinger i was in such a hurry to check out that fact.


saddletrampsk 54F

11/10/2005 5:28 pm

You are just a fountain of knowledge sweety..


_pretty_fly_guy 32M
153 posts
11/10/2005 5:59 pm

TRUE very TRUE saddletrampsk


rm_gata11459 58F
10597 posts
11/10/2005 8:03 pm

Great information pretty, I will quote from you exclusively. lol

Peace xxx K


_pretty_fly_guy 32M
153 posts
11/12/2005 9:27 am

thats fine by me gata, all facts almost 100% true


femme872 29F

11/18/2005 6:22 am

I really wonder how these people come up with such "facts", really. Do they ask the guy to jack off and put a speedometer beside him or go measuring penises in the shower??? Im sure u have an answer to those mr _pretty_fly_guy


_pretty_fly_guy 32M
153 posts
11/22/2005 4:23 pm

actually femme they calcuate it through a serious of 100% accurate tests by getting a guy to jack off into a test tube then they multiply it by 3,983 divide by 2 a add the square route of a bunsen burner.......simple really.


femme872 29F

11/25/2005 5:57 am

oh wow , now i am enlightened too.... master.


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