How rats can win the war.  

_pretty_fly_guy 31M
97 posts
9/28/2005 4:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How rats can win the war.

Today the US and British Armies have unleashed a new and deadly prototype soldier into the war on terror.
'Rats' These fresh fightng rodents are sure to relieve the stretched forces of the US and British armies.

They Boast a formidible amount of weaponry that include sub machine guns and bazookas.
But this is not the genius of the plan, they also if caught by the enemy the can use the secreted chemicals in there bodies to cause:
Salmonella,
Weil's disease,
tuberculosis,
Cryptosporidiosis,
E.Coli and Foot and mouth disease.

I was speaking to the leader of these fearsome soldiers, A General B.Death pictured to the left and this is what he had to say:

We shall fight in there garbich,
We shall fight in the sewers,
Well piss all over the place,
We shall never surrender.

Truly a brave rat.

Yours faithfully
_pretty_fly_guy

Ps Im getting tired talking about monkeys.


femme872 29F

9/29/2005 4:37 am

i wonder how long ur rat obsession will last.


_pretty_fly_guy 31M
153 posts
9/30/2005 6:25 pm

Not as long as the monkeys anyway.


UtterlyLuscious 30F

10/16/2005 5:19 pm

*cries* whats wrong with monkeys?


_pretty_fly_guy 31M
153 posts
10/16/2005 6:32 pm

Nothings wrong with the monkeys just thought a change would be nice.


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