PINCH MY NIPPLES  

_Royal_Concubine 48F
46 posts
8/31/2006 10:54 pm

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12/10/2006 3:25 am

PINCH MY NIPPLES


A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled
clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" And doing so
draws and even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'm being SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

FYI..... this is me..... )

rm_Surfer674 49M

9/1/2006 7:06 am

nice pic...you


ZZ_Todd 59M

9/1/2006 11:17 am

Oh would I love to be able to do something like that at the other "mart" ... you know, the one that starts with "W"


rm_do_ex 52M
52 posts
9/4/2006 10:29 am

lOVE TO DO THAT TO YOU WENT WE........


final_distance04 27M
7 posts
11/30/2006 4:17 pm

wow... did u do that in K mart? it must be what an experience... i wish i were in Kmart to see it hehehe...

anywaiz which Kmart was it?


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