in fitting tribute of ronaldo-wink-a-poof.......R I P  

_Foxee_ 49F  
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7/3/2006 4:09 am

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in fitting tribute of ronaldo-wink-a-poof.......R I P

well there isnt a man alive who has just ever so slightly buggered up my world cup plans as this man...

RONALDOOOO-wink-a-poof,

The story goes...

Spent a lot of time and effort in preparing for the world cup like most peeps (esp the male counterparts) mainly the flags which took me forever to attach to the front of the house,not to mention the car (which looks more like santa's mobile than a car)but most of all was the money and the time spent on trying to get the beers in (special offer two crates for £16) which were humped around in a trolley with only 3 wheels and the munchies for half time which were subsequently thrown around the lounge floor

So........
As you can imagine not only was i pissed off that we lost the quarter finals to a winking-poofter i was also pissed off that my efforts to cheer on our great team were wasted in respect of the beers/munchies/flags/car/ etc etc

So.........
Ive come up with a novel idea (i say novel but im sure theres lots of people doing exactly the same thing up and down the country)to make me feel a whole lot better about my loss and that is..
To make an effigy of the great winker (although wanker would be more fitting) and to ask for suggestions as to how to make the destruction of this effigy as painful as possible/:>

feel free to make any suggestions....no matter how barbaric they may seem..it would help me with my treatment for severe post-world-cup depression




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rm_girl_or_boy 41M
61 posts
7/3/2006 8:30 am

Personally i would dress up all sex for him. In my best sexy dress, suduce him, let him take me to bed and then get him photographed fucking my crossdressing ass. The photos would be sold to the papers, the fans would ridicule him and I would get cock. I'd do this all for England, yes i am a hero.

I'd then burn down Ikea


_Foxee_ 49F  
359 posts
7/3/2006 7:01 pm

so far so good.....girl or boy has a very good idea but im afraid there would be a lynch mob outside your house before you even get anywhere near his ass lmao



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xxxtallorderxxx 46M

7/3/2006 9:51 pm

that's an interesting hooter


0_Smeagol_0 36M

7/8/2006 12:43 pm

lol they could start an article about him really being a woman and cut him from the team... or they should send him to the bermuda triangle along with figo and the other cheaters...

am equally ragged off about it because I am kinda half dutch... on my mums side so both my teams were cheated of their chances by Portugal... although the first time did save me having to be torn between two sides lol


HunkyHasan 51M

7/8/2006 3:41 pm

How about what they did in Roman days, dig a pit, strap Ronaldo to a dead body, and throw them in the pit. The dead body begins to decompose and all the bacteria and bugs and everything that is eating the dead body, begins to eat the winking prat alive as well. Let him be eaten while is is still alive.


_Foxee_ 49F  
359 posts
7/19/2006 2:54 am

    Quoting HunkyHasan:
    How about what they did in Roman days, dig a pit, strap Ronaldo to a dead body, and throw them in the pit. The dead body begins to decompose and all the bacteria and bugs and everything that is eating the dead body, begins to eat the winking prat alive as well. Let him be eaten while is is still alive.
perfect ........so far thats the best suggestion yet,may try that one out on my ex first just to make sure it works first lol



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_Foxee_ 49F  
359 posts
7/19/2006 2:56 am

i know !!!! you likeeee?? or shall i show you the next size up ?



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rm_arcticfox_fl 29M

7/19/2006 6:07 pm

hoold on, ur brazilian too? e ai como vai? pois eh neh, ronaldo tem k perder aquela barriguinha pra jogar bem de novo.

(english version)

hey how are you, I know..Ronaldo has to lose that fat in order to play good.


_Foxee_ 49F  
359 posts
7/20/2006 7:14 pm

    Quoting rm_arcticfox_fl:
    hoold on, ur brazilian too? e ai como vai? pois eh neh, ronaldo tem k perder aquela barriguinha pra jogar bem de novo.

    (english version)

    hey how are you, I know..Ronaldo has to lose that fat in order to play good.
do i look brazilian?????? FFS. the only brazilian i know is the one i keep trimmed.........as for ronaldo has to lose fat to play good,hehehehe okay gotta get a blog out of this one.
suggestions for ronaldo ever being alive, would be one, let alone how he can play good! dammit he plays? thought he was a tosser in a thong or was that maradonna?



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