a 2000 word porn story  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
4/2/2006 3:13 am

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4/4/2006 3:48 am

a 2000 word porn story

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Tell me bloggers, when your ~To Do list~ looks like this:

A- Write a >2000 word steamy coffeeporn story
B- Do income taxes

... which item do you tackle first?

Yeah exactly, me too, but it turns out that I can't get easyturbotax.com to load, so I guess I'll have to work on the porn instead.

It's harder than you'd think to write a dirty story when the absence of hormones has sapped every gram of libido from your body, you don't have any photographic porn to enjoy, and your mum just called to tell you she’s on her way for a “short” visit. It's about as much fun as drinking green tea. My deadline is the end of this day and I've been staring at one paragraph for the past 2 hours. Fuck. (Well, "fuck" is what I need the characters to do, but I wish they'd do it without me and just sign my name to the piece.)

Sigh…

Liefs Coffee


Green_Tea_Boy 50M
1064 posts
4/2/2006 4:18 am

no one has ever complained about drinking me before....

oh sorry...you mean actual green tea... ?

try peppermint tea ..its more refreshing...


rm_cassandraj 54F
35 posts
4/2/2006 6:29 am

Here's a starter paragraph for you - hope it helps.

As her lover slowly removed her outer garments, her skirt, her blouse, and peeled off her panty hose, there was a knock at the door.
"Dammit" she thought, "that will be my mother, and she knows that I am home."
She tried to push her slim, young latin lover toy boy off so she could answer the door. He pushed her gently back on the bed and raised his fingers to his lips - "shhhhhh" he whispered softly.
He slowly rolled her over and undid her bra and as he rolled her back over, he gripped her large, plump breasts in his hands. Oh yes they were a handful alright. He massaged her nipples until they stood up, hard, erect, painfully erect.
"I really should get the door" she whispered. He again told her "shhhhh" with his fingers to his lips.
Then he started to kiss her all over, starting at her neck, kissing her neck, her ear lobes, her chin ......

Is that good enough for a start to your 2000 word porn story.

Hope you enjoy your mum's visit. Cassie


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/2/2006 6:47 am

lol! perfect example making of green tea. beautiful. my taxes are still on hold too, that sense of urgency just isn't quite here yet. i luv this post.


rm_KoffieRoom 57M
134 posts
4/2/2006 7:08 am

I got a few (ok loads) of mails offering to extend my endowment by two inches. Just take the magic pills and "Hey-Presto".

I didn't take up their offer of EasyTurboTax either.


oldude1946 71M

4/2/2006 7:14 am

Naked Coffee Drinkers Club


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
4/2/2006 8:02 am

I thought I was the only one who'd blog first and sort out life second, but now I feel comforted.

warm xx


HBowt2 59F

4/2/2006 8:03 am

    Quoting Green_Tea_Boy:
    no one has ever complained about drinking me before....

    oh sorry...you mean actual green tea... ?

    try peppermint tea ..its more refreshing...
so why aren't you peppermint_tea_boy then?.....

hope you finish that steamy story soon....


whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
4/2/2006 9:35 am

grins


dutchpete 54M
563 posts
4/2/2006 12:27 pm

My accountant is in charge for the tax thing so I can spend the essential time to more exciting moments.

But bever tried porn in coffee beans or hot & steamy liquid coffee.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/2/2006 12:39 pm

If you do it right Coffee...you can deduct the cost of writing the porn...like all the coffee you drink for instance.

lustytaurus


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
4/2/2006 1:10 pm

It seems to me that everything has been said and written
on the subject. It is hard to find something really new.
But one could in principle give a new twist in sensuality.
Perhaps....


rm_blackvanman2 55M
31 posts
4/2/2006 9:07 pm

want some of your old emails?.....


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/3/2006 11:46 am

Taxes???!!!! Oh FU*#!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TammyDHU 45F
246 posts
4/4/2006 12:56 am

How about a great yarn about the Tax Accountant and the Sexy Client???

Just an idea...

Cheers!
-T.


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