Why did the chicked cross the road  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
1/27/2006 6:25 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Why did the chicked cross the road

I recently visited a website that contained endless variations on the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. The premise is, how would (fill in the blank) answer the chicken/road question. Examples:

Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Here is my favorite. The chicken question as answered by an Arthur Andersen consultant:

"Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value frame work across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating a impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear,and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful"

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leyndokona2 49F

1/27/2006 12:20 pm

It crossed the road to make us curious about why it crossed the road


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
1/27/2006 5:43 pm

Those chickens... conspiring to spread jokes and avian flu....


Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
1/28/2006 5:44 am

lmao...excellent answer and advertisment from Andersen Consulting... yep much better than the one liners..

thanks enjoyed that....


whiskEynowater 54M
204 posts
1/29/2006 10:02 am

wrong


rm__AnyGirl_ 50F
246 posts
1/29/2006 10:24 am

Oh yeah ????????


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