_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
10/16/2005 9:02 am

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Today, I ran across the craziest bit of bling (and normally I, like most girls, am healthily attracted to bling bling) that I've ever seen in my surfing life.

That is to say, I found a $1500 vibrator.

Yes, you read that right....

Called the YVA Gold, the thing is a cordless, rechargeable vibrator made from sterling silver and handmade in 18K gold plate. Also comes with a moleskin carry pouch.

Don't get me wrong. I love expensive trinkets. I love hip things. But for $1500, this thing better climb out of the drawer on its own, waken me slowly, take its time arousing me and undressing me, suck my nipples, tease untill I get creamy, slam me into the wall ... clean me up with a warm wet cloth, light up my cigarette and make some coffee for me.

Not that I smoke any more. But you get the idea.

$1500? Pleasure couture? Really?

I wonder if pussy juice is corrosive, or would help protect the sterling from tarnish. Anyone?

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/16/2005 11:02 am

I'm thinking it should be able to change the oil in the car as well.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

10/16/2005 11:23 am

Ooooooooh I really want this one !!!
bling bling !!!

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

10/16/2005 11:24 am

I hope its a teamaker as well....
it better be for $1500 !!

digdug41 49M

10/16/2005 8:34 pm

roflmao great post!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

Efilnikufecin69 47M

10/16/2005 9:44 pm

Well being that it cost $1500, I sure hope it has some kind of warming device built in, being made out of metal an all, I can imagine it wouold be pretty damn cold and end your pleasure before it even started!

As for the pussy juice: No not aggressive, but it does polish up a ring real nice!


leyndokona2 49F

10/17/2005 3:11 am

$1.500 in the US, that would probably make it around $3.000 in Iceland ...... I don't think I would be spending any money on that one...

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
10/17/2005 2:54 pm

...and this is what it looks like? a golden hackysack that was stepped on? a giant bent Tylenol? Mickey Mouse's shoe?

Priapeo 46M

10/18/2005 6:47 am

I heard on MTV that DiCaprio spent some 25.000$ on a surfing board, so why can't any Angelina Jolie spend 1500$ for a vibrator?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
10/18/2005 11:56 am

Oooooooh where can I buy it ?

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
10/18/2005 11:57 am

I am sure it makes coffee and tea.....

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
10/18/2005 11:58 am

You watching MTV Priapeo ?

GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3046 posts
10/18/2005 12:00 pm

for $1500, u can get a man to do that ,
any voluntiers ??

leyndokona2 49F

10/19/2005 6:24 am

Anygirl didn't you tell me that some guy from here offered to buy you one? Has it arrived yet?

leyndokona2 49F

10/19/2005 12:41 pm

We must stop meeting like this

leyndokona2 49F

10/22/2005 3:54 am

I don't need a toy like that, I only need my Ziggy

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