Thursday Rant  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
8/11/2005 2:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Thursday Rant

DickTwit and FuckFanny of the Month

Okay, so call me stupid BUT...... I saw a rerun of an Oprah show late at night. Yes I know your asking yourself now "Is she really watching Oprah ?". No not really I was just zapping.....Honestly !!!.

There were 2 young people...Both just minutes out of long term relationships, they have managed to fall completely head over heals, making-an-arse-out-yourself-on-Oprah in love in what, 2 weeks? 3?
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH Please someone gag me.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

These two should know better. I mean, considering the successes (...and by which I mean failures) of their previous relationships, combined with the constant crumbling of every other Hollywood coupling, they should know that in a matter of weeks they'll be eating their words. Other celebrity couples spend months denying that they've even met their new bedmates. But these two are soooo.... in love (read: MEDIA SLUTS!) that they can't keep their love to themselves. Why are they not following the popular deny deny deny method (currently being used by Angelina and Brad?

Please please dont make me start bout Angelina !. Someone gag me again. Well, I'm sure it's not because they both have big movies coming out this summer and could use the extra publicity. Nope, can't be that.

I'd be generously prepared to forget of this information if not for this one last tiny hump that is Scientology. We must convert her! She's already handing out pamphlets. What can you do about this, you ask?

Well FreeKatie.net has the answers.

but the message is also available on a classy variety of trucker's hats and bumper stickers as well. Remember: You too can help save an underfed undertalented underfed young actress !!

Liefs CnC {=}


ByteChaser2 52M

8/11/2005 7:36 am

Who knows... Kinda makes you want to slam your head on the table and get it over with huh?


starlight_runner 39F

8/11/2005 11:46 am

Why bother.Its the same with the moonies.They live in their own happy yummy yama world.It may not be ours, but is it really so bad.Have you ever really listened to a christian.Whens a cult a church?

kisses Star


starlight_runner 39F

8/11/2005 11:48 am

Why bother.Its the same with the moonies and hari krishnas.They live in their own happy yummy yama world.It may not be ours, but is it really so bad.Have you ever really listened to a christian.Whens a cult a church?

kisses Star


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/11/2005 2:20 pm

to each his own,just keep it off the bloody tele


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


leyndokona2 49F

8/11/2005 2:27 pm

Matchmakers report: Dear Ms. CoffeeNoCream.
Early this year I took on the easy assignment of finding you the perfect tall, dark, handsome, intelligent, gorgeous man. I thought it would be an easy task but have to admit that for the first time in my life, I made a mistake.
I also have to admit that I already spent all the money you paid me and can't refund you. I also admit that I did find a gorgeous guy but I kind of stole him for myself and you can't have him.

However, I think you have been doing a pretty good job yourself and think you just might have found the perfect one already, without my help. After carefully checking his background, hireing a few detectives and interviewing him, I approve of your choice.

Now that money I spent..... How to pay that back..... Any suggestions?


leyndokona2 49F

8/11/2005 2:30 pm

oh and by the way, you need your receipt, hope you still have it


leyndokona2 49F

8/11/2005 2:31 pm

disappearing comments again......


leyndokona2 49F

8/11/2005 2:31 pm

woops, no, there it is again!


leyndokona2 49F

8/12/2005 11:56 am

Sis I never received that money from you! Must have gotten lost on the post boat.
I also thought you had found your man already

Hmmm, that handbag. I think I might have to go handbag shopping myself just to make sure it won't get lost. Lets go shopping sis. Coffee? You WILL join us this time!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

8/13/2005 3:45 pm

Sigh...I wont shop ladies...
I want my date first !!!
So you better take care of it .


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

8/14/2005 1:25 am

Still waiting here !!


leyndokona2 49F

9/2/2005 7:11 pm

I'll have a date for you! Just be in Reykjavik in October and I'll find just the right guy for you


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