The House of Cream  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
3/18/2006 12:45 am

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3/19/2006 11:42 am

The House of Cream

Dear Toothfairy,

If you ever forget to come to my house again I'll track you down (will use my ferocious dog, Strike) and beat you into a pile of sjit.



"She can be a real cunt, Liefje, she was probably having a good cybersex session and things got wet. Don't worry, she'll come tonight."

I hope you're feeling proud of yourself.


Liefs CoffeeNoTeeth

MaggiesWishes 59F

3/18/2006 2:04 am

Sorry for your lost, or the lack thereof. Damnable fairies!!!

Just be thankful it's a tooth, and only the "Tooth Fairy".
Just wait until the "Breast Fairy" comes!!!
Hope she don't stay over on her coffee break like she did at my house.
Boobage Galore!!!

warm wishe

HBowt2 58F

3/18/2006 2:29 am

Well they are very busy people and maybe they didn't have anyone for the tooth last night.....recycling and all that.....

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/18/2006 3:37 am

This happened to me twice and I told my daughter she was on vacation. I felt sooooooo bad.

Purry {=}


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/18/2006 4:58 am

Those Fairies can be sooooo unreliable these days! -B

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/18/2006 8:51 am

Im sorry for detaining the tooth fairy, I Invited her over and let her use my computer, where she proceded to have cybersex with every avialable man on AdultFriendFinder, She is a dirty slut! We were just suppose to play checkers, and then she was going to be on her way, but I think she might be addicted....

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/18/2006 8:59 am

how much is the tooth fairy giving in to days world,i remember getting a sixpence

I'm a

i'm here to stay

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/18/2006 12:21 pm

Ya just can't trust them damn tooth fairy's.

Tijger1974 41M
49 posts
3/18/2006 1:16 pm

The tooth fairy forgot one of my teeth once, back in the days when I had them. And those were long before cybersex was invented. I suspect she was busy with a pixie spitroast.

But tooth fairies come back, sometimes they have teeth to pick up in impossibly faraway places, like Japan and Zimbabwe and Limburg.

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
3/18/2006 4:49 pm

lol Coffee... that happened in our house too...and prompted a letter from the Chief Tooth Collector for the Fairies... he's been writing ever since each time a tooth is lost... I'll post some of the letters soon..

oh Papy...sixpence?... I don't really remember before decimalization...lmao

FeistySyn 51F

3/18/2006 5:12 pm

Awwww, don't feel bad... this house's fairy forgot for a few nights running... lol... of course, then the fairy had HUGE guilt and paid a much dearer price for that tooth!

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

FeistySyn 51F

3/18/2006 5:17 pm

ohhh, and we also LOST a tooth once... lol... I think the kitty cat was playing with it... so "we" tearfully had to write the tooth fairy a note apologizing for the loss and promising we really did have a tooth fall out... it was very cute.

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
3/18/2006 6:35 pm

Bad mommy! Bad bad mommy!

I've done that before and I had to make up a very good story about why the tooth fairy has forgotten to take some teeth once in a while.

I know how you feel. Maybe next time the tooth fairy will be a little more alert? LOL


Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
3/19/2006 12:16 am

lol! i once did this too. this was pre-my-life-here, so i don't know what my reason was. i felt like a real fuck up.

shar1 55F
606 posts
3/19/2006 4:42 am

The tooth fairy was being wicked and didn't want to bring this tooth back to the 'tooth warehouse' because it was the most beautiful tooth she had ever seen, she wanted to keep it for herself. And because its such a lovley tooth she is going to leave double what she usually does.

As for fairies having sex.... you should see what they get up to in the bottom of my garden!!!

southrnpeach333 50F

3/19/2006 10:53 am

Our tooth fairy is on a very busy route. I think my kids would be surprised if it didn't take a few days for her to get to our house. Any good memory enhancing tips out there? You can send them to... oh hell, i forgot what i was saying.

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