_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
7/13/2005 1:30 am

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a Whole bunch of people say that left handed people are more creative than righties. I know why....Wanna know ?
Its because WE HAVE TO BE !!.
The entire world is set up for right handed people and if you're one of those screwed up righties who USES THE WRONG HAND all the time, you deserve to have to use left handed forks, scissors, chop sticks, irons, pans, chain saws, and baseball mits to suffer. Yea, that’s right, I mean wrong, left handed forks, that has to be the reason why I always miss my mouth when eating...

In ancient times, right handed communities with no sense took left handed babies and threw them into a live volcano or abandoned them to die nekkid on the side of the road in the winter snow. All that good talent gone to waste. You righties are just down right mean. It cleared the gene pool (without the use of chlorine)of some extremely talented people. But a few of us slipped through the cracks and we are alive and well today !!.

For centuries, people have had grave suspicions on anything left.
Politically speaking, leftist means "communist." In Latin, however, the word sinister means "left", and that word is now used as a synonym for "evil."

We now will declare ourselves a protected minority and start suing the hell out of right handed people for pain and suffering. We should have special parking spots, scholarships ,special tax breaks and extra coffeebreaks with free coffee.

True discrimination still exist so lefties please unite...its time to take over the world !!!

{=} Coffee

freetime648 52F

7/13/2005 7:31 am

Miss Coffee, in grade school my older brother was left handed. The teacher tied his left arm to his side and forced him to use his right hand. When he came home with burn marks on him from being tied down, my mom fliiped her wig. She took a ping pong paddle to school and chased that teacher around her desk with it! So, when they tried to do the same to me.....theythought twice. So, I can do both right and left! Does that make me..."extra special"????

xx FREETIME648 xx

AmberSolaire 42M

7/13/2005 7:59 am

This attempt at anarchy will fail due to one simple fact.You are an overwhelming minority, and this is the year 2005.

rm_DOMdevCple 66M/55F

7/13/2005 10:02 am

As a lefty , I support you all the way, when my son started school here in germany over 15 years ago, I found that they too tried to force him to write right handed, I was amazed at their arrogance , so we moved him to a private school. 2 of my four children are left handed , and my mother can use both hands equaly well.

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/13/2005 10:13 am

Coffee, thanks for bringing this issue up.
I am not left-handed but I know of people
who are and am aware of their problems,
epsecially the prejudice. Your remark on
the political left is also very much to
the point. And, Amber, anrchy will prevail!

beech1234 47M

7/13/2005 10:27 am

As a political leftie, an occassional partaker in the left-handed cigarette, and one of those that will be "left" behind, I just wanted to say much respect to the lefties! Sometimes I feel like a lefty trapped in a rightie's body.

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
7/13/2005 11:07 am

Oww to be blessed I am to be able to use both hands.
Writing is with the right hand, shooting hoops is with left hand.
Throwing things either a left or right hand will do perfectly.
Shooting a soccer ball is with left, whereas jumping is with right foot.

So no discrimination for lefties nor righties (except for the extreme ones in political fields).

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/13/2005 12:30 pm

It doesnt hurt to try @ amber

expatbrit49 62M

7/13/2005 12:41 pm

Takes coffee out to the side of the road in winter...Stay coffee

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
7/13/2005 2:21 pm

YOU"RE RIGHT!!! Or is that left? Maybe it was left out. or left behind, or left for dead! JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nubiandream004 55M

7/13/2005 4:14 pm

I "left" my heart in Amsterdam once. I went back to get it and found it was "right" where I'd "left" it in the first place.


7/13/2005 7:02 pm

A disproportionate number of Presidents have been left handed. Perhaps people instinctivley sense our inherent superiority and know that given the opportuntiy we will get the "upper hand". I resent the fact the socialists and liberals have adopted this term (perhaps out of wishful thinking on thier part).and would suggest that a less offensive label could be adopted (I know how sensitive they are to minority concerns) so perhaps instead of calling themselves The Left they could simply call themselves The Wrong.

Jerosd 47M

7/14/2005 1:49 am

So...I have to ask....if u jack off a man, do u use left or right....and is it better to be 'lefthanded' so to speak

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/14/2005 7:46 am

This talk is dangerous and shall be supressed. Besides, the world shall be mine!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/14/2005 11:41 am

Jerosd....I would never ever do such thing...thats gross !!!

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/14/2005 7:06 pm

When a right-handed guy uses his left hand, it's like getting some strange

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
7/15/2005 2:17 pm

and whats ur view about ambidexterous?????

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
7/17/2005 12:51 am

yes yes yes....I am a lefty !!!

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
7/17/2005 12:52 am

I will help you push those righties over that volcano cliff !!

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
7/17/2005 12:53 am

We are taking over the world !!

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