R.I.P  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
3/18/2005 8:29 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

R.I.P

The body lay sprawled upside down atop the good old good girls couch, exhausted.
"Can she be saved?" I asked through a veil of tears in my eyes.
"I don’t know." Erik answered. "But, I’m sure going to try."
My tub mate frowned as he hunched over the body to examine it. I tucked my dark hair behind my ear and wrung the Kleenex in hand as I watched.

"Screwdriver." Erik announced and put his hand out.
A screwdriver with a heavy handle and a brown flashlight lay beside the machine. I took the screwdriver and slapped it in the middle of Erik’s hand.
His full lips flattened into a straight line of concentration as he meticulously unscrewed the silver plate and put it aside.
"Flashlight." I took the flashlight and handed it to Erik. He flashed the light inside.
Erik dipped the screwdriver inside the many-coloured nest of entwining wires and began to work with a surgeon's precision. I admired his skilful hands.
Meanwhile a quiet candle vigil next to the GGC had been going on since word got out. I saw Leyndo hugging Helga to comfort her on this bad Friday. Jerosd was calling his broker for more Kleenex shares, and Nipa was trying to comfort his inflatable love sheep in his very own way.
"Handkerchief." Erik held his hand out again.

I plucked Erik’s red panties from out of his Icelandic Long Johns and softly patted the beads of sweat prominent on his forehead. Goddess and Papyrina were desperately looking for cats to sacrife.
A few minutes passed and Erik stood upright. He shook his dark hair away from his face and swiped a tear from his eye.
"It’s no use," he sighed. "She’s gone."
"No!" …." She can’t be dead." You’ve got to try it again !!!
Erik raised his arms for me and I walked into them. He held my curvaceous body against him as I continued to cry.
"It’s ok," he said. "She’s in a better place."
I lifted my face from Erik’s chest.
"I’ll have to tell the others." Erik said.
"I’ll stand next to you."
Erik and I held hands and faced our friends. The tubber’s eyes looked up at us, their eyes watery and hopeful. EE was hanging in the rafters, she was a nervous wrack without the machine’s black gold, Thunder was munching his own chocolates by dozens.
"We’re sorry, but there was nothing we could do," Erik announced.
Loud, howling, hysterical sobs filled the tub as the tubbers mourned the popular coffee machine’s death….

Yes my dear tubers my coffee machine is not longer with us...
How do I survive this weekend ????

Liefs CnC


LoveCafe 31M

3/18/2005 11:36 pm

sniffle... so sad. so sad. my condolences to you and your. tubbers?


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
3/19/2005 1:38 am

you have lots of friends that will help you get through it ... *S*


leyndokona2 49F

3/19/2005 2:34 am

This was one of the saddest moments of my life


leyndokona2 49F

3/19/2005 2:34 am

I still cry when I think about it


leyndokona2 49F

3/19/2005 3:14 am

Could you imagine CoffeeNoCream without her coffee maker?


leyndokona2 49F

3/19/2005 3:15 am

Now that would be confusing. She better get a new machine


Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

3/19/2005 3:30 am

There never was a more tragic tale, Misstress Coffee. I am weeping here - like a child.

See you later. I am going for a long walk. I need to be "alone"


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/19/2005 4:47 am

coffee mou ,don't worry the new one will be better,quicker and bigger


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2005 7:02 am

Paps.....I like that, it sound very american....Better quicker bigger.....


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2005 7:02 am

will I ever survive ?


Multimax3000 106M
5 posts
3/20/2005 8:38 am

And keep you awake all night!


Jerosd 47M

3/20/2005 12:52 pm

<--finally has an excuse now to take cnc for a cup of coffee...


IPman 61M
313 posts
3/20/2005 5:36 pm

What a great opportunity to upgrade, no sooner had the deceased machine breathed its last breath, and Coffenocreme had driven to her closest Starbucks and *gasp* purchased a new and improved machine!


dutchpete 54M
563 posts
3/22/2005 7:33 am

Does her twin sister not offer her a moment of joy ?
TeaNoMilk must be able to pamper CnC during the restless moments without a Lavazza brewery.
And indeed better, bigger,quicker, must be added with tastier and silently ?


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
3/30/2005 10:07 am

OMG no coffee, how will I live?????


rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
6/25/2005 10:28 am

buy a jura one CnC,...they are the best


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