Question to ponder  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
3/12/2005 8:31 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Question to ponder

why aren't condoms actually penis shaped?

rm_sexycailin 60F

3/12/2005 2:29 pm

Maybe its because all penises are different shapes .....

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/12/2005 2:58 pm

from the pic you posted they look like very tasty sweets,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_Neza1966 50M

3/12/2005 2:59 pm

Why aren't penisses condom shaped?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/13/2005 3:32 am

dodgyhippy, I would love to try

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/13/2005 3:33 am

Can I offer you a sweet @ paps ?

Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

3/13/2005 3:35 am

I was going to say what Cailin commented. Obvious, really

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
3/13/2005 3:38 am

Excellent question.. and not one I can answer! I'll watch this blog carefully...

rm_beast1966 50M

3/13/2005 7:23 am

well if you cool it down, you could make it 'handbag sized'. and if the lady finds a need for it... just stroke and hey presto!

on the other hand: imagine coming to the point where you would need to put on one... all hot and excited... do it and find out you got it back to front, just like a soch when you're in a big hurry. now that would be frustrating

rainqueen04 55F
1340 posts
3/13/2005 9:14 am

Love that comment from dodgyhippy! you have a great blog-enjoyed your poetry.....would the packaging for penis's be small, medium and large? oh...and extra large? LOL

rm_YogiBearHugs 64M
22 posts
3/13/2005 12:21 pm

I can't see many men who would stick their penises into a penis-shaped object.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
3/13/2005 3:13 pm

trying to come up with a comment but laughing too hard about the ones before mine

Jerosd 47M

3/14/2005 1:01 am

but dildo's are....what's up with that

Buck595 57M
28 posts
3/14/2005 5:05 am

There like a woman, they form to

rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
3/14/2005 12:09 pm have to remove the wrapping..If you remove it from the package and unroll it (condom..not penis..ouch) it IS generally shaped like a penis..try it.. what I am trying to figure out is why my wallet was not shaped like my ex-wife's hand...hmmmm

rm_hockey609 52M
413 posts
3/14/2005 6:38 pm

Coffee, let me ask this.
WHen you buy clothes, they are a different shape until you put them on. Same goes with the condoms.

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/15/2005 10:12 am

OOOOOOOOOh knitted condoms....
I see opportunity knocking !!!!!!

only one slight problem.....

I CAN'T knit.....

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/15/2005 12:42 pm

I never wear any clothes...just condoms

rm_hockey609 52M
413 posts
3/15/2005 4:45 pm

You must live where it's warm.

Wouldn't a knitted condom be called a banana warmer ?

(T )

3/16/2005 2:54 pm

Going back to rainqueen's comment, I think the sizes would have to be marketed as Large, Extra Large and Super Extra Large.

Don't know many men who would voluntarily admit to buying the Small or Medium condoms.

(T )

3/16/2005 2:55 pm

And another thing, flavoured condoms... What are they all about?????

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/17/2005 2:17 pm

yikes.....flavoured condoms yuckie

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/17/2005 2:19 pm

Perhaps I should start helping knitting

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/17/2005 2:19 pm

TL9en......nice skirt

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/17/2005 2:20 pm

need a dildo warmer @ jerosd ?

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

3/17/2005 11:54 pm

sorry sis....I cant knit either...

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

3/17/2005 11:54 pm

TL9en....nice plaids

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

3/17/2005 11:55 pm

Neza....let's cook together

leyndokona2 49F

3/19/2005 3:07 am

CNC maybe we should ask my sis to teach us how to knit.

rm_Neza1966 50M

3/23/2005 9:51 am

TeaNoMilk: Definitely, whats on the menu?

rm_rainforest68 48M

4/1/2005 5:06 am

So I walked into a drugstore here in Japan, actually to buy lip balm, not condoms, but I did glance around for them out of curiosity. There they were, behind the counter, marked for different sizes. To get the right ones, I would have had to not only know my dick's exact diameter (in centimeters), but also ask for them (in Japanese).
Although in Japan I do not need to be self-conscious about my size, I decided to buy condoms when I'm home on vacation.

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