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_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
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7/19/2005 10:33 pm

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Delayed, doctor appointments are unavoidable, sometimes down right agitating , but in The Netherlands they may have found a partial solution for tired restless patients......PORN MOVIES

The Dutch Department of Health recently authorized pornographic videos screens to be installed in doctor's office waiting rooms. It is hoped that this new technology will decrease the likelihood of stress, and increase traffice at local doctor's offices.

"We believe the new screens will significantly reduce tension for the thousands of patients we inconvenience every year," said Dr.P Flick. "Watching porn will help pass the time quicker, and it will increase blood flow, possibly promote exercise, in uptight patients. It also allows me to not feel guilty as hell because we overbook our appointments."

The innovative plan calls for 5 screens to be installed throughout the offices. The Dutch Health Department plans to subsidize the program with a new entertainment tax, and the lobby age restriction will be reduced to the age of 8 to encourage minors to also be able to view.

Pornographic movies will be broadcast 24 hours a day on a closed private network, and will be available in several languages of love.

Escorts working the Asian massage parlor down the street believe this will discourage business. "Why rent the cow, when you can watch for free?" asked Anita, 28, an escort. "This could definately be a distraction."

But hypochondriac Mark de Boer, 39, is delighted with the new program.

"Waiting for doctor's appointments used to really piss me off." said Mark. "But now, with these porn monitors, I'll be able to pass the time watching men and woment having sex. I hope they will install the screens this summer, because Miss No Cream's latest movie "Coffee likes Cream" will be released...I can guarantee I will be sick once a week."

Wow... Don't you love The Netherlands ?...and please go rent Miss Cream's movie at your local video store, I'll promise you it will be good.

Liefs CnC


Nubiandream004 55M

7/20/2005 4:43 am

I have three questions:
1. Why didn't someone in this country think of that?
2. Can you imagine how depressing that could be if a man was going to see the doctor for impotency?
3. Rather than rent Miss Cream's (excellent name by the way) video, I want to be the male lead -where do I sign up?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/20/2005 4:52 am

Hmm, an interesting way to spend the peoples money.


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/20/2005 8:08 am

Nubian....just sign here---> X...here.....X and here ---> X


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/20/2005 8:08 am

spending others people money is what I am best at , Keith


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/20/2005 2:17 pm

i pay the doc too much to actually have to wait and see him


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


spikeryder 49M

7/20/2005 3:29 pm

What about the increase in sprained wrists this will cause?


Jerosd 47M

7/20/2005 4:06 pm

<--always watches the cute nurse in the waiting room and sips his coffee


i6u9we69allnight 39F

7/20/2005 9:17 pm

hell with the porno screens my doctor is so damn hot I want to make a porno with him.


starlight_runner 39F

7/21/2005 9:35 am

Dr Flick , Dr P Flick.Is he any relation to Herr Flick of the Gestapo by any chance Coffee?


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/21/2005 10:50 am

listen very carefully starlight I will say this only once..."the madonna with the big boobies is pushing the pink stroller with the sausages"


lookin4luv507 53M
5 posts
7/21/2005 11:25 am

HEADLINE NEWS> Dutch medical authorities report a dramatic rise is the number of patients visiting clinics....I wonder Why? nudge nudge wink wink


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/21/2005 11:49 am

I must make a point to keep up here


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/21/2005 11:59 am

Yes! I love the Netherlands! It is indeed the most progressive
place (so far). After all, the conservative Dutch moved to Iowa
over a century ago!


Piobaire5 62M
5 posts
7/29/2005 3:58 pm

Now I want to go to your country, just to be sick!!!


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