Pink Coffee  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
3/26/2006 12:29 am

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Pink Coffee

I read on a blog where some girl typed in “Hezanfa Dash Reez” into her blog and therefore had a monopoly on Google searches for ”Hezanfa Dash Reez”

What a brilliant idea but she didn’t carry it far enough.

So I have decided to make my bid for Google domination.

First I needed a good phrase.

One that most people would never use.

I choose “Pink Coffee”. Like I went to CnC’s coffeeshop and ordered a Pink Coffee no Cream.

Next I went to Babel Fish and got the phrase translated into a whole bunch of languages.

Language Pink Coffee

Chinese 桃紅色咖啡
French café rose
German rosafarbener Kaffee
Greek ρόδινος καφές
Italian caffè dentellare
Portugese café cor-de-rosa
Russian розовый кофеий
Spanish café Rosado
Dutch roze koffie
Korean 분홍색 커피

Now when anybody goes to Google and types in “Pink Coffee” in any of these languages my blog comes up.

I have a monopoly on “Pink Coffee”
Yesssssssssssssssss World domination for Pink Coffee !!!
It is mine. It is mine !!

Yesterday I was a nobody but today I am Queen of the “Pink Coffee” group.
At least till somebody else puts it in their blog.

Then I think I’ll try “Yellow Coffee”

Liefs Pink Coffee

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/26/2006 4:49 am

yellow coffee?....

southrnpeach333 50F

3/26/2006 5:44 am

google domination, i love the concept!

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
3/26/2006 5:52 am

yes, it's good it's damn good

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/26/2006 6:26 am

Pink coffee? Yellow Coffee? Well, whatever it takes to dominate I guess! -B

r0ckhard2x6 53M

3/26/2006 7:09 am

I was always told not to drink "yellow coffee"

digdug41 49M

3/26/2006 10:01 am

you go girl, dominate hehehe

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
3/26/2006 11:58 am

Yellow coffee? Dominant! I might find you if I google caffeinated water sports


Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


3/26/2006 3:05 pm

Now that's a coffee of a different color! Fitting in the Land of Blogs! {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
3/26/2006 3:20 pm

I thought you were the queen of black coffee without cream!!!!!

Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
3/26/2006 4:24 pm

Witty and clever I must say.


Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
3/26/2006 4:52 pm

hi, i am back for more. i like your pink coffee thank you. bye.

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
3/27/2006 4:18 am

Will you also behave as Pink, the female singer ?
Or have you painted your coffee in Pink as new art deco ?
Has an extreme strong coffee made you turn Pink due to intoxiation ?
Or did your new Pink robe match the nice coffee mugs ?


HBowt2 58F

3/27/2006 3:39 pm

a power mad coffee drinker.........what's next

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