Penis Fairy Barbie  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
8/12/2005 1:40 am

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Penis Fairy Barbie

Almost every year, especially when we are kids, there is one item on our wishlists that stands out above all the rest, the one that puts the twinkle in our eye, the one that would make all the other kids on the block jealous, the one you are sure you cannot live without.
For me, when I was 8, it was Barbie's Magical Motor Home. It had everything a little girl and her Barbie could want: it folded out to reveal a BBQ set, lawn chairs, a vanity area. I just knew that this toy would make play-time just explode with funness. I could picture the hours I would spend driving it around my bedroom floor, picking up Ken and sitting next to him at plastic campfire.

Gosh, I'm practically salivating just thinking about it. I wanted it, I NEEDED it. I couldn't imagine waking up on Christmas morning and not finding it under the tree, but that's what happened. I asked for the motor home 3 years in a row, and I never did get it.

Barbie had a lot of choice vehicles available:
-Barbie cruise ship
-Barbie volkswagon Beetle
-Barbie jam & glam tour bus
-Barbie speed boat
-Barbie electronic travel train
-Barbie disco van
-Barbie leer jet
-Barbie dune buggy

And I never asked for any of these, all I wanted was the camper. Just the camper. I still want it today.

I am now praying that my little espresso doesn't spot the latest Mattel creation "The Barbie Penis Fairy" (Hence the picture)

Tell me what was on your childhood Christmas wishlist and did you ever get it ?

btw... I found the exact same camper available on Ebay, in the 'vintage' section (gulp) for a mere 289 euro. Hah! If Mum had only bought it when I asked for it, she could have saved us 259 euries!!

Happy weekend all

{=} Coffee

ByteChaser2 52M

8/12/2005 8:12 am

Us kids all wanted a dirt bike. We used to see the other kids tooling around on theirs and lust after them. The problem here was twofold...

We were a poor POOR military family, so if it wasn't one of the life/health sustaining required items (underwear and socks, hygiene products, etc), a school supply necessity, or easily fabricated in the basement using common household recyclables... It would never find it's way under our tree come Christmas.

The other opposing force was Mom. No chance in hell she'd ever let us kids get within a hundred yards of one of those "2-wheeled death traps". And this from a woman, who in her later teen years, dated the leader of a motorcycle gang... Go figure

Still want a crotch rocket... Still don't have one...

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/12/2005 8:17 am

Some get their barbie motor home only to have it trampled by brats help stop the brats

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442 posts
8/12/2005 9:10 am

well, and barbie mobile, barbie turic lol.barbie and the service coffe creme lol, i give you a kisse

Rockhard2x6 54M

8/12/2005 10:45 am

Ok a new low in pathetic.

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

8/12/2005 3:03 pm

I never knew what i really wanted but now i know it was the barbie fairy set.
And wasn't it the ken set with all parts you really wanted?

rm_Never911 59M
125 posts
8/12/2005 3:36 pm

I want Barbie...cuz I'm Just A Gigolo

starlight_runner 39F

8/12/2005 8:36 pm

I went from my little ponies, to real ponies.

Kisses Star

expatbrit49 62M

8/13/2005 4:31 am

Geez Star you can get Ponies at any good restaurant

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/13/2005 8:55 am

i wanted a bike and i'm still waiting for it

I'm a

i'm here to stay

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

8/13/2005 3:44 pm

Paps....want a ride on my Orange Love machine ?

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/13/2005 4:31 pm

I really wanted a Barbie Dream House for Christmas one year. Instead my dad made me a doll house. I was really disappointed but in the end I had the doll house a lot longer than I would have had the Dream House. I kept the things my dad made me as a kid until I had kids of my own.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
8/14/2005 2:49 am

Christmas ..... hmmmmm .... now when was that?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

8/15/2005 7:16 am

soon Goddess very soon.....but this year I am going for the Ken set+ parts...Thanks for helping me @ lovepack

rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
8/26/2005 11:29 am

Actually, I was given the camper! I'm still tramatized.

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