Path of Destruction  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
1/8/2006 3:16 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Path of Destruction

(this is a repost, the blog monster ate it past week)

"For the rest of my life, the only fights I’ll get in will be because of you."

I thought that was a little uncalled for, since I was just puttering around. It was unprovoked. I barely caused any trouble at all last night, and the one small incident that did occur was not my fault at all. I swear. But J’s right. He’s not a violent person. He’s not a troublemaker. His only fault is that he married a crazy woman, and often has to deal with the path of destruction she leaves in her wake.

Still, I fight my own battles. I know I have a big mouth. I don’t exactly look for trouble, but I don’t shy away from it. I don’t back down. I’m a truth- teller and can be slightly inflammatory when I start swinging around my razor-sharp tongue. I’m abrasive enough to get myself into scrapes, but cute enough to charm my way out of them too, for the most part. If J could just learn to let me handle my own brawls, there would be lots of drama, but far fewer blows. Unfortunately, J still has that protective instinct, and when things get heated, he feels he has to puff up, and intercede on my behalf. Puhlease. I can handle myself, thank you very much. I don’t need a knight in shining armour...

All I need is someone to drive the getaway car.

Liefs Coffee

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
1/8/2006 6:19 am

Most people are intimidated by woman like you But I love woman who can speak for themselves and be honest in everything.

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
1/8/2006 7:22 am

Look ..last time we saw trouble you whisked me under your skirts and told me to keep walking .....

Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

1/8/2006 7:24 am

Agrees with SassyBelle...........I am very intimidated by Coffee "The Amsterdam Animal" NoCream. Forget Raging Widespread Destruction Waitress (at all good cinemas now)

FeistySyn 52F

1/8/2006 4:53 pm

ok I am just busting out laughing here... "all I need is someone to drive the getaway car" ....

that is by far one of the best lines, ever!

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
1/8/2006 9:12 pm

gosh you say it well.

craic111000 58M
29 posts
1/8/2006 10:43 pm

Welcome Back Coffee. Glad to see your blogging problems seem to be a temporary blip. Loved that line about driving the getawawy car

We will have to have a fight sometime. I don't do the physical violence bit but have a runaway mouth at times

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

1/9/2006 1:16 am

so....any volunteers to drive the car.

eriedragon4 57M
1076 posts
1/9/2006 2:29 am

I like my coffee HOT !!

rm_anngneer 43M

1/9/2006 3:47 am

Happy new year to you CNC!

Remind me to leave the engine running!


Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

1/9/2006 8:17 am

Only a canoe.......

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

1/12/2006 2:17 am

lemme drive !!!

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

1/12/2006 2:17 am

Can I have the knight without armour ?

rm_Mrs_Mac 55F
66 posts
1/12/2006 2:37 am

you tell 'em Coffee !!

rm_Mrs_Mac 55F
66 posts
1/12/2006 2:37 am

well I am a very skilled driver.......

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
1/14/2006 4:29 am

strips off

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