Parking  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
7/23/2005 1:06 pm

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Parking

1)Could someone please let me know who the god of parking is?

Because I definitely need to be making a donation (or sacrifice a virgin) to him (or her, if she's a goddess). Of course, the sign did say parking only between 8 AM and 8:05 AM on even numbered days falling during some pagan holiday by hybrids driven by Birkenstock-clad monosexuals. Ok Ok....I admit that pretty much excludes a lot of people, but the God of Parking must have been with me (several times at several different places) because there was no boot and no ticket....

Yessssssssss this was cosmic parking karma !!

Liefs CnC {=}

2)Any suggestions how to please the Parking God ?


spikeryder 49M

7/23/2005 3:15 pm

The god of Parking?
Here we have little piggy eyed demons of parking. They hover, just out of sight waiting for victims. As soon as they spot you they, wait for you to leave your car then... BAMM!!..they slap a ticket on you..£40 fixed penalty!! You know i got one at 2am once..2am!!!..what kind of person gives a ticket at 2am?
If anything should be made a sacrifice its TRAFFIC WARDENS! Bastards each and every one of them...


rm_daflake 66M
12 posts
7/23/2005 3:17 pm

It is no longer PC to be sacrificing virgins.. they are getting to rare and hard to find.


expatbrit49 62M

7/23/2005 3:40 pm

LOL If you google Goddess of parking you get 224,000 hits and you can but on

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


Nubiandream004 55M

7/23/2005 4:09 pm

Ummmm...no. I'm still trying to figure out what type of dressing I want on my tossed salad.


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/23/2005 4:37 pm

Donate a Ferrari!


rm_Lovepack1000 46M

7/23/2005 5:00 pm

That are the white mices.
Don't let tight elephants drive cars.
(so they won't see white mices)

Tip: Take a white mouse with you if there isn't already one in your pocket


Jerosd 47M

7/24/2005 2:04 am

Get down on your knees....lol


MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/24/2005 3:45 am

Ahhhhhhhh nouse were ta council buildin is like.Souse ifa parkin wardyer comes n tickets ma bike ta kin ahhhhh will geet him fer sure.Aye yes ahhhhhhh will .


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/24/2005 5:28 am

Gladys, the Goddess of Parking.

Hail, Gladys, full of grace
Help me find a parking space!


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


Piobaire5 62M
5 posts
7/29/2005 12:15 pm

Just never let your karma run over someone's dogma. That will totally change your outcome and your car will be towed to another country.

LOL

Pio


_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

7/31/2005 2:51 pm

wise words....


_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

7/31/2005 2:52 pm

will you join me on my bike @ nips ?


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