Monday is cancelled  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
7/11/2005 12:09 am

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11/14/2006 1:40 am

Monday is cancelled


People everywhere were startled and confused earlier this week as Miss NoCream announced plans for canceling Monday....

Scientists are concerned that this will indeed throw the earth off its axis. Coffee doesn’t seem to give a shit. Insiders speculate that the decision to cancel next Monday comes in the wake of her culinary staff announcing plans to include Eggplant and broccoli burgers on the menu of the day.

"Coffee doesn't like broccoli; I don't like broccoli, or anything green for that fact" says Miss Cream..... "I don't eat anything rabbits can piss on."....Insiders told us bout her egglant fetish. More details will follow soon

Lets be honest nobody really likes Monday. Go tell your boss your Coffee Mistress gave you permission to go Fuck Off.

Enjoy this Tuesday {=}

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/11/2005 5:23 am

Ahh, I like this skipping of Monday. I have a massage scheduled with a beautiful masseuse who digs me! Yummy.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/11/2005 5:23 am

Oh yeah, it is scheduled for Tuesday...

Jerosd 47M

7/11/2005 5:25 am

and now for the weather.............some clouds will gather around the instant coffee machines, but we expect a ray of sun by next tuesday...followed by some hard pounding...

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/11/2005 5:27 am

mmmm a bit late with this news i've already worked 6 hours today and have to go back for 4 more

I'm a

i'm here to stay

AmberSolaire 42M

7/11/2005 6:46 am

Tuesdays are just as bad.Way too long until the weekend, and all that work to do that you put of on monday in order to nurse your hangover.Can you cancel them too please Coffee Mistress

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/11/2005 9:27 am

Lets talk about that in private @ amber....*winks*

beech1234 47M

7/11/2005 10:55 am

I want that poster! I bet you could quit your job at the coffee shop, Coffee, and just sell those posters for a living. It makes me laugh every time I read it.

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/11/2005 12:49 pm

He he! I do not work this Monday!!!!

Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

7/11/2005 1:43 pm

Bob Geldof does not like Mondays, either

expatbrit49 62M

7/11/2005 1:45 pm

Mondays are great you can spend all daydreaming about what you did on Saturday and Sunday and think about to do on Tuesday

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/11/2005 11:32 pm

well Katey you are off......monday no longer exist !!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/11/2005 11:33 pm

jer share that umbrella with me ?

Jerosd 47M

7/12/2005 4:44 pm

*grabs coffee and stamps into puddles making ppl all wet....god u gotta love these games..

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

7/14/2005 1:23 pm

It's quoted from the town rats.

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
7/17/2005 12:58 am

*tell me what I don't like mondays*

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
7/17/2005 12:59 am

I love to have an extra sunday....

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
7/17/2005 12:59 am

I love you coffee !!

leyndokona2 49F

10/19/2005 12:21 pm

We must stop meeting like this

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