Letter to my Boss  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
12/2/2005 12:37 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Letter to my Boss

Dear Mr. Boss

Yes you are several years older than I. And no matter how hip I want to be, I can not call someone a "stupid cunt". Or can I ? (grinning here)
It doesn't even really matter that your dick is tiny. You can't pull it off either. On a side note, the next time someone in upper management asks me to "take one for the team," I'm going to reply that I can not, unless they use vaseline.

Please (insert Coffee sarcasm font here)


Your Loyal Coffee Servant

Thunderlight80 36M
4 posts
12/2/2005 9:47 am

Hints for revenge

I would like to introduce the syndrome of Hhunderlight-Coffee. It often hits bosses that piss employees off. It causes a few broken teeth, and maybe even some convulsions. Naturally, it depends on where one aims. All one needs is a very, very large mallet, and no vaselline involved, promise.

Then you take the mallet, and smack it forcefully on your target. The teeth are usually the best target, but if one doesn't like the sight of a boss spitting teeth and blood, one can always target the balls.

Alternatively, for a more subtle revenge, search his desk/jacket/wherever he's likely to hide the condoms he uses to shag the secretary with. Buy a hypodermic syringe in a pharmacy or supermarket. In the same supermarket, buy italian high potency chilli oil, and some sylicon glue. with any luck, you'll be able to inject some in the condom wrapper and reseal the lil hole. It'll feel like extra lubricant at first...for a few seconds anyway...and when you notice, it's too late..

Then stay around, and wait.

When you see the two of em screamin and calling an ambulance, you know the trick worked!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

12/2/2005 2:49 pm

sounds like a great idea.....

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
12/2/2005 11:20 pm

...you need me to come over and throw somebody under a bus? Just name them, sweetheart...

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

12/4/2005 2:53 am

yes Jim... I will expect you this weekend and have my "todo" list ready

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

1/2/2006 6:20 am

wow....coffee is pissed in a non creamy way

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

1/2/2006 6:21 am

*hides the vaseline*

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

1/2/2006 6:23 am

need my whip, coffee ?

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