Let down in the sack  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
4/7/2006 1:54 am

Last Read:
4/10/2006 4:35 am

Let down in the sack

Elliot is sad. Elliot has been waiting for 4 hours for his phone to ring. waiting for 9 30 Elliot has been stood up. Elliot was wearing his most sexy dungarees.

Elliot will have to learn.

Liefs Coffee

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
4/7/2006 2:09 am

lmao... Nips has been inspiring several posts...

Poor Elliot... but I think Nips has spent the time cleaning his keyboard of chest hairs..

rm_444aceez 36M
3 posts
4/7/2006 2:11 am

Poor Elliot. I understand, getting stood up is a bad thing but fear not. Another encounter will come along.


4/7/2006 2:17 am

I think some form of cannabis product might help me to comprehend this a bit better.

If I had any.


Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

4/7/2006 2:45 am

Lets hope the experience does not make Elliot bitter and twisted against women. Such experiences can lead to that. Forget The Oedipus Complex, being stood up is often the root of all irrational sexual fears and neuroses.

HBowt2 58F

4/7/2006 3:45 am

riiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg.....riiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggg...call for elliot.......

Mr Nips apologises.....he had problems with his line....he'll ring you as soon as it's sorted.....he just loves his spuds.....

libgemOH 56M/52F

4/7/2006 3:50 am

poor poor Elliot!! Need to get the poor guy a bag of potato chips to cheer him up! -B

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/7/2006 4:32 am

fluffy thats cruel,watch his feelings

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
4/7/2006 5:42 am

I have a strap-on he can wear LOL!

Purry {=}


rm_blackvanman2 55M
31 posts
4/7/2006 9:26 am

poor Elliot.....

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
4/7/2006 1:17 pm

Poor Elliot....waiting for a wet cucumber to match his smashed feelings.
Aren't there any veggie phones ?

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/7/2006 5:01 pm

in my state i'll cum get him

wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
4/8/2006 1:29 am

Elliot Elliot Elliot
You need to forget her. Find someone exotic like a rutabaga or an jicama


Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.

Tijger1974 41M
49 posts
4/8/2006 5:19 am

Poor Elliot, his little spud heart is breaking. Go into town, Elliot, and buy yourself a new hat. You'll be cock of the walk in no time with a new hat.

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