_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
10/20/2005 2:22 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I went off to town last week to buy some of my favourite coffee and got stuck behind this complete muppet and his crap driving. Ofcourse he was male he kept stopping to turn, but didn't, then sped off, turned without signalling, then drove really slow through the car park, completely oblivious to the fact that anyone might be behind him.

Normally I'd just blast my horn and give him the Coffee finger, but I was feeling generous; so I just parked up and left the idiot to make his stupid way through the parking lot...

Grabbing my ticket from the machine I walked back to my car... a loud sound caught my attention. BANG!!! The same crappy driver had only gone and backed into a lamp post in an empty parking lot... And you know what? I LAUGHED!!

Whilst he inspected the damage I hung around until he drove past, so I could see for myself... ah, he'd only kissed the bumper, a nice BIG kiss though LOL

Liefs Coffee

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/20/2005 5:41 am

and they say we women cannot drive

I'm a

i'm here to stay

leyndokona2 49F

10/20/2005 7:20 am

What is your favourite kind of coffee?

ByteChaser2 52M

10/20/2005 8:32 am

LOL Oh yeah... Got to love the brain dead

psst... pay no attention to the scrapes on my trucks bumper lol

digdug41 49M

10/20/2005 8:49 am

life's little justice's are nice huh lol

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/20/2005 9:04 am

He he! Some people just get what they deserve!

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/20/2005 8:08 pm

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!


mangomamiCT 42F

10/20/2005 8:42 pm

Karma baby !
But I have to know can I borrow the "muppet " as an insult thing too original ! LMAO

leyndokona2 49F

10/21/2005 4:30 pm

Ziggy if you read this, komdu og kysstu mig

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
10/22/2005 2:08 am

ziggy ?....are you here ziggy ?

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
10/22/2005 2:08 am

and yes there is justice.....!!!

leyndokona2 49F

10/22/2005 3:37 am

CNC you still haven't told me what your favourite brand of coffee is

leyndokona2 49F

10/22/2005 6:53 am

I keep trying to find out what is CNC's fafourite kind of coffee, is it a secret? What do the others think is the best coffee?

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