_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
9/28/2005 4:53 am

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How much of a nanny goat do you have to be to get locked out of your home twice in one day? My neighbours do have a key but they were not in.

Sometimes, just when you think you're finally getting smarter, you do something incredibly stupid. Twice. In a four hour time span.
Yep that's me ... smart Coffee

Stupid keys. I hate keys. Keys are the one thing you have to remember every single day of your life. They suck. Especially when you forget them because then you look like an idiot begging "The King of Keys" to come let you in (this costs 80 euros)while you stand outdoors and all of your neighbours pass you by, quietly thinking to themselves.... wait, didn't I just see her and that silly little dog two hours ago? Jeez, she really is a F*beep*ing idiot.

Sigh, Thanks for listening

Liefs CoffeeNoKeys

leyndokona2 49F

9/28/2005 9:49 am

I don't remember ever locking myself out of my house but I am an expert at locking myself out of the office

leyndokona2 49F

9/28/2005 9:50 am

I always have trouble finding my keys so my son gave me this bright yellow thing for my keys so I can wear them around my neck

expatbrit49 62M

9/28/2005 12:41 pm

You need to get one of those fancy fingerprint locks, You would allways it with you then

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
9/28/2005 1:02 pm

I am wondering when you start using a whistle reaction to be added to your keys. Comes in handy when to start walking the dog one whistle, two reactions.
Personally I hate those kind of toys.

Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

9/28/2005 3:10 pm

Makes a note......send Coffee a Keyring for Xmas

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/28/2005 5:02 pm

I want the 4 digit dial things to become a reality. Of course, then we'd have people standing on their front steps, scratching their heads all afternoon.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
9/28/2005 5:19 pm

Here is something to make you feel better: a few years ago
I was working very late and decided to go home about midnight.
Since I had taken the bus on that day and there are no buses
so late (this is Iowa, remember) I aksed a colleague for a ride.
As we walked through the parking lot I saw a car that looked
exactly like mine. Upon inspection of the licence plate I found
out IT WAS mine! Do you know what I thought at that moment?
I told my friend: "This is such a strange coincidence! Somebody
stole my car and parked it right across the street from my office!"
But the simle truth was that I had driven my car that morning and just
had forgotten about it! Who is absent-minded now?????

frogger1995 39F

9/28/2005 8:09 pm

I loose my keys all the time at work...I have developed a very close relationship with the administrative assistant. I have been there 2 years and had to have them replaced 4 times!

leyndokona2 49F

9/29/2005 4:31 am

Maybe you could train Strike to find your keys and bring them to you (or open the door when he's inside)

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

9/30/2005 3:15 am

great Idea Leyndo...train strike !!

yesbelg 55M
118 posts
9/30/2005 5:03 am

Glad i'm not the only one that sometimes lock myself out
But the most stupid thing that happened to me
got in (great neighbours) true their home, over the gardenwall, force a lock on the window, entered my home, to find my homekey in my pocket of my trouser instead of my jacket
then i felt realy stupid, but hey i never forgot my key again

keithcancook 60M
17841 posts
9/30/2005 10:21 am

grrr, i have lost my keys so many times that now i attatch them to my belt.

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
10/3/2005 4:51 am

have you ever not looked and found
for someone
have you ever looked and not found
life is strange

sometimes our *keys* are right in front of us.


rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
10/4/2005 3:46 am

what areyouon about Whiskey ?

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