_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
9/7/2005 12:41 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I spend a lot of time apologizing to my plants lately. It's not that I'm negligent ( well maybe just a little)... it's just that there is so much to do on AdultFriendFinder. Sometimes I forget to water a plant for, lets say, august, and then, to make amends, I turn a huge fire hose on the rest of the poor greenery.

And yes my victims add up:... creepers, climbers, berries, shrubs. I even killed many perennial . I feel awful every time it happens. With a short tribute, I bury the plants in my trash bin, knowing the celestial beings will water them with their tears.

It's a good thing we can't get run in for plant murder. I could just see the police officer on my doorstep: "Broken stems, starved for water, grounds in the soil ... Yeah, this is our Mrs T.Bundy."

I remember, my mum said that I had a green thumb. She was, unfortunately, talking about the digit I used to pick my nose. My relationship with nature went down the Dutch hills from there.

Today my home is a living nightmare to plants . Some have already passed on, others are counting the days. They call my name when I enter the room, trying to catch my attention before I logg on to AdultFriendFinder for some more blogging. You can almost hear them gossip among themselves: "Can you believe it ?... she left Fiona dead in the planter?"

In my defense, the plants actually die because of YOU my dear readers...Its all YOUR fault, YOU people make me switch on the computer and blog the day or night away.

It is only for my love of nature that I keep trying and trying. For the record, I have tried everything. For a time I watered the plants with coffee instead of tap. Dead. I worked piles of coffee grounds into their soil.I even talked to the poor guys. I ask the plants how they felt about global warming and tension in the Middle East. I think they died to finally shut me up.

I am about to introduce plastic tulips with those little lights inside, which don't harass me with insignificant things like photosynthesis. I might as well get me a stuffed dog instead of a real one. btw... Our latest family member will arrive the 18th this month

Albeit, at the risk of serial murder, I will carry on. Surely the celestial beings will feel for my persistence and rescue some of my green brownish friends.
Have to go now my friends, I can hear my coffeeplant(coffea arabica) calling.

Liefs Coffee

freetime648 52F

9/7/2005 6:07 am

Mine tell me all the time that they are no longer thristy and to leave them the hell alone! Gawd, I need a job!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_anngneer 43M

9/7/2005 7:49 am

Sounds like you need a prickly pear, or other types of cacti....


whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
9/7/2005 8:00 am

you should have green fingers pick your nose enough....

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
9/7/2005 8:01 am

I thrive on no water .........

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

9/7/2005 3:10 pm

Your plants missed you too.
At least the one on the photo.

Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

9/7/2005 4:41 pm you know our Price Charles?

rm_pacman806 50M
24 posts
9/7/2005 5:20 pm

maybe try a plastic plant they never need water just attention

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/7/2005 8:04 pm

Have you seen "Little Shop of Horrors"
feed me [/]
don't let this happen to YOU

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
9/7/2005 8:24 pm

Blaming us????!!!! I am flattered!!!

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/7/2005 11:23 pm

If blaming us means you'll continue to blog, I'll happily take the .

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
9/8/2005 3:00 am

To be offered: extra tickets for the intratuin or other fancy pots and plant shops.
Just to buy off your presence here with us.

DevilOfTheNight 55M
2 posts
9/8/2005 3:33 am

To avoid this
Took all my plants out of their pottery
Together with the sand
Then put a plastic bag inside (without any holes into it)
And on the side a small plastic tube
Then some little stones, about 1/3 th of the pots hight next to that
Sand and plant on top of that
In the tube a small bol with a sat├ęstick, and a flag onto it
(wrote thursty onto it)
plant can go on for about one month without giving water
so that saved me some time

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/8/2005 5:29 am

when you go on holiday and have no one to water them,put some material in the bath like a thin sponge and let the tap drip,two weeks later lots of lovely green and alive plants

I'm a

i'm here to stay

leyndokona2 49F

9/8/2005 11:37 am

Give them lots of knuffels

Muffinman_neal 52M
56 posts
9/10/2005 8:17 am

If forgetting to water plants is a problem get cactii as they will thrive in water depleted environments and some do bloom nicely once they are watered.

Mind you a rock garden does take a lot less work

Priapeo 46M

9/12/2005 3:05 am

My green thumb is green because of radioactivity.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

9/18/2005 2:26 pm

Pls show me your thumb Mr Pria ?

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

9/18/2005 2:27 pm

You should feed your plants Tea.....Green tea !!

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

9/18/2005 2:28 pm

*knuffels her sister*
May that poor plant rest in peace....

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
9/21/2005 2:25 am

anygirl...anyplant anytime...thats martini

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