Fuck Me, I Am A Humanist !!  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
3/20/2006 2:38 am

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Fuck Me, I Am A Humanist !!

As an unrepentant Orange girl with absolutely no familial ties to the British Isles, I was proud to celebrate St. Patrick's Day last Friday and the entire weekend in my very own way. Highlights included a Dutch dozen shots of Irish WhiskEys, making Irish Coffee and polishing my kitsch flashy Madonna-Pope-Muhammed idols. (yeah, yeah sue or fuck me for this, hehehehe) I wore a Celtic F.C. jersey which, although black, featured a four leaved clover logo. This wasn't good enough for one coffeedogmatist, however, who objected to the Celts being a Scottish team.

My reply#x2026; Me ne frego! Literally… “I rub myself about it, that’s something like I don’t give a Fuck. Just as no one outside the Balkan swamps knows or cares what the difference between a Bosnian and a Slovenian is, no one outside of the Gaelic hinterlands really cares about the Scott-Irish-Welsh-English divide. At least I don't. As much as I'm a sucker for pointless sectarianism, the facts are these: you all speak the same language, you're all white and you're all Christian. Don't let your petty squabbles interfere with me drinking Irish Coffee, and I won't let my drinking interfere with your petty squabbles.

Saint Patrick gained his day by converting Ireland from Druidism to Christianity, which is a rather dubious accomplishment in my mind. Druids are cool! I'd much rather it be Archdruid Vortigearn than Saint Patrick's Day, but unfortunately it wasn't my choice to make. Paganism is dead, but hard drinking lives on: one must take the good with the bad. I don't honour Africa when I celebrate Kwanzaa, and I don't honour Poland when I celebrate Majówka. So why should I be reverent to Ireland on St. Patrick's Day?

Liefs IrishNoCoffee


Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

3/20/2006 2:43 am

Errr......define Druidism. And don't forget the snakes


rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
3/20/2006 2:59 am

Brilliant, inspired, keep up the good work, bravo, well done, your'e a scholar.

May I use this posting as a case study in the advertisement of ignorance ?.


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2006 3:13 am

    Quoting Erik_Bloodaxe:
    Errr......define Druidism. And don't forget the snakes
The snake is in your panties, no Druid dares to go there....


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

3/20/2006 3:25 am

Amen to what emerald6912 said!!!

Lady Bambi


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2006 3:42 am

    Quoting rm_emerald6912:
    Brilliant, inspired, keep up the good work, bravo, well done, your'e a scholar.

    May I use this posting as a case study in the advertisement of ignorance ?.
Sure Emerald, but only if I can use your comment as a case study in being a self-important wanker.

Liefs C


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2006 3:54 am

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    Amen to what emerald6912 said!!!

    Lady Bambi
looks at Lady Cunt Bambi's picture, yes Dear you surely look very much shot to me....

*grins*


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/20/2006 3:56 am

Spoken like a true Irishwoman!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2006 3:59 am

    Quoting rm_dubchick2006:
    your a scholar did u come up with all that yourself??....ur brains must be bulging outta that head or urs.. ignorance works 4 me!!!!!
dubchick....I have been studying your blog, its a true work of art. a Masterpiece....absolutely fucking brilliant. It must have been hard work all those copy paste real funny jokes.

*smiles*

kisses CnC


rm_gata11459 58F
10597 posts
3/20/2006 4:08 am

wow coffeenocream, you have outdone yourself yet again...i have to go with dubchick, emerald and imLadyBambi, this is an incredible example of ignorance.. cop on coffee-- gata

Peace xxx K


rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
3/20/2006 4:21 am

    Quoting _CoffeeNoCream_:
    Sure Emerald, but only if I can use your comment as a case study in being a self-important wanker.

    Liefs C
Of course you can darling. Now run along a stick a humanist finger in those dykes, the effluent is flowing in from the North Sea.

Is mise le meas...


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2006 4:33 am

    Quoting rm_gata11459:
    wow coffeenocream, you have outdone yourself yet again...i have to go with dubchick, emerald and imLadyBambi, this is an incredible example of ignorance.. cop on coffee-- gata
Ah Miss Gata in the house...welcome, dear.
Can't even be bothered to make your own opinion eh, piggybacking on the thoughts of mental midgets bigger than you..

duh...join the masses

Liefs C


rm_mockeen 62M
71 posts
3/20/2006 4:46 am

coffee nocream ....sectarianism is a state of mind over matter.....i dont FUCKING mind and you dont FUCKING matter.
whats wrong with you feeling a bit left out of the limelight while we enjoy life to the full. EIREANN GO BRA.....


rm_gata11459 58F
10597 posts
3/20/2006 4:55 am

lmao.. no cnc i have my own opinions.. as you well know.. but when i see ignorance, i have to agree with those that see it as well.. funny tho, your responses have nothing to do with the comments.. you respond with attacks on their physical appearance (ladyBambi, who btw looks a hell of a lot better than you) or commenting on the content of others blogs (dubchick, and btw, you don't know who the hell you are tangling with there lady) or calling someone a wanker (emerald.. again, you have no clue). come on coffee, try and defend your ignorance, this ain't the school playground. gata

Peace xxx K


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/20/2006 4:58 am

I feel the full force of Irish intellect arrayed against me

*grins*

liefs C


rm_mockeen 62M
71 posts
3/20/2006 5:00 am

277471 coffee....sectarianism is a state of mind over matter .....i dont fucking mind and you dont fucking matter.

you seem to have a problem with your nationality where the irish dont there are more fuckers from around the globe making out to be irish then the whole population of our dear land. bottom line shit head is your jealous that we know how to party and enjoy life to the full. so to but it bluntly sit on my middle finger and rotate and swivel....EIREANN GO BRA


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/20/2006 5:01 am

I thought they just made henges over there.


rm_lukey_d102 44M
3 posts
3/20/2006 5:07 am

full force of the irish intellect, yeehaw, youd be lucky.

hey coffeenocream, have you partaked of some bad substances in your little coffeeland ?.


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/20/2006 5:09 am

yep, outta stone Kal!


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/20/2006 5:11 am

coffee mou,did we wake up at the wrong side of the bed this morning ?


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


clevergirl4U 58F

3/20/2006 10:56 am

So NOW I understand why you have been fighting each other for hundreds of years! SO MUCH PASSION...and it was just one historical mistatementYou ladies could run the world if you could get together on something and channel all that energy into world dominance

Fascinating how your Irish brouge can be heard in your writing. When you read our posts, do we sound as Yank?


rm_KoffieRoom 57M
134 posts
3/20/2006 11:34 am

Well Koffie, a definite case of "Hey cat meet the pidgeons".

Spending the day drinking Whiskey, wearing a Celtic shirt and throwing out provocative comments.
What are you like
Are you sure you aren't Irish?


Tijger1974 41M
49 posts
3/20/2006 1:22 pm

Four people, one half-formed opinion between them. Maybe the St. Patrick's day hangover is taking a while to shift?

If you don't like what you read, read something else. Doesn't take too much intelligence to work that out.


southrnpeach333 50F

3/20/2006 5:30 pm

Go Druids!!


rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
3/20/2006 5:56 pm

    Quoting nipafluff:
    OFFS what is the problem here...do some people namely Emerald and Gata sit and wait to attack my dear friend.....Just exactly what has caused the upset...be specific this time..give me hard facts not emotional outbursts Emerald you also promised me that you would behave and start being nice to the women..what went wrong ???
Nipafluffed the little boy from Belfast speaks.

So how the Devil are you and the rest of your ignorant swine these days ?

coffeenocream.....your devious nature is amateur in essence.


rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
3/20/2006 6:07 pm

    Quoting nipafluff:
    Dubs..*take nothing* ..you do not know me.. AND assume nothing..who says I am orange or green ..please mature. Making that assumption just proves to me what thoughts you have in your head. My island does not need people who assume an others path for life.
Nipafluffs, be a good boy and stick to your own on OUR island..

coffeenocream, speak your own language because english is foreign to the likes of you, et moi.


sensuel_plaisir 47M/41F
3 posts
3/20/2006 6:42 pm

cafesanscreme, its sad that you perceive yourself as humanist, your cynical motivation is lame and tired, please try harder.


rm_gata11459 58F
10597 posts
3/20/2006 6:53 pm

"do some people namely Emerald and Gata sit and wait to attack my dear friend" ffs, nope....Not really Nipafluff dearest. It just seems that the world is full of ignorant specimens, which unfortunetly your'e dear friend and your goodself seem to epitomise. lots of love and see ya in the irish room xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_mockeen 62M
71 posts
3/20/2006 7:22 pm

to whom it may concern....we are irish and we say it as it is ...our brogue.. a gift given to us all on this island.....as for yanks the only thing that tells you apart is your spelling ..its always arseways. as for not liking what we read...that applies to everyone too .....so dont read our comments...it has nothing to do with intelligence...more like you people out there dont know or understand the irish sense of humour.
as for william of orange ..that is history and we are now in the 21st century...the people of this island no longer look to immigration and 95% of the population both north and south get along fine together...as for the 5% well they can squabble but its a sad fact that those who wish to criticise us only see us for what that 5% say or do...you are so blinkered.
to say that there is a divide between the irish-scots-english and welsh is so far off the mark that you must be sitting in a clump of cannabis plants smoking yourself to death. there is a healthy rivalry between these two islands and friendship which small minded people dont have a clue about.
remember that the armed forces from britain and ireland fought for the freedoms of other european countries in two world wars.
last but not least...what politics or terrorism that goes on in a country does not reflect the true nature of the people!!!!


outdoorman94 47M

3/20/2006 10:00 pm

staying on the sidelines here!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
3/20/2006 10:26 pm

This is why I like your blog so much


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_KoffieRoom 57M
134 posts
3/21/2006 12:22 am

A United Ireland is my dream.

But first we need a United Ulster.

My United Ireland includes everyone on the Island and doesn't exclude 1 million people, living in the six counties under British rule, who have a different view of the future.

This blog has shown me that the biggest division in Ireland is in peoples' heads and not on any map.

So the sooner we all get our heads sorted and recognise that justice brings freedom and that compassion will bring us to a society worth living in, regardless of the flags flying over our heads, the better.

Having said all that, and being the hypocrite that I am, you will often find me waving my orange flags and yes i do celebrate every July 12th. What does that say about me?

Born on the 12th July and a belief that Armagh are the greatest football team in Ireland.


HBowt2 59F

3/21/2006 3:48 am

lets all go back to being druids.....it's the varieties of Christianity that causes the problems.....

don't think it's about being reverent to a country....just a bit respectful...when I'm in another country and their national anthem plays I always stand silent to show respect for that country...St Patrick's day is the Irish National day...it's a day where we celebrate our heritage..(and some of us do know it in it's entirety)....and yes we do some hard drinking....so glad you joined us and had a few....

As for Celtic being a scottish team...who the F*uck cares....that's football.....


rm_lukey_d102 44M
3 posts
3/21/2006 4:19 am

    Quoting Tijger1974:
    Four people, one half-formed opinion between them. Maybe the St. Patrick's day hangover is taking a while to shift?

    If you don't like what you read, read something else. Doesn't take too much intelligence to work that out.
Lmao...its one person and one of her cohorts who have decided, for sad and pathethic reasons, to advertise their bigotry and ignorance. Whilst pretending they are so educated, such delusion is worrying.

You may choose to allow ignorance to persist and make no comment, but then again it seems you are from the same geographically location as the poster. Yep, can understand now, all that former and more recent collaboration with Nazis in your little country.


hugs4uagain 39F

3/21/2006 7:26 am

jeez war breaks out again as a mere girl from the south of england now living in northern ireland i have watched and studied the divides and try to bring my kids up to respect each persons views and beliefs my children will celebrate the 12th of july as usual with there father and celebrated saint patricks day with me they belong to neither side the same as me maybe we should all take a leaf out of the children of this little islands books and respect each other if we as adults can`t sort out our differences then how r the children supposed to they are infact the future of this island!

coffee,nips,emerald,dubchick and everyone else i neither agree nor disagree with your comments as it is not for me to comment i only live here for the past 11yrs but i will say its seems to me yes ignorance for some is bliss!

hugs xxxx


rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
3/21/2006 7:51 am

    Quoting nipafluff:
    Mockeen..exactly...glad you have had a think...for god's sake Coffee was only having some fun...

    Emerald my dear boy..I see you have not been able to raise yourself out of the dirt again. Surely your brain is capable of better debate.

    I am still waiting for your exact concerns re this post.

    I also told you to leave my friends alone. They do not visit your blog or make personal comments about you.
nipafluff, your a laugh really, the post by your Dutch friend is rampant with ignorance about MY island. In fact she cant even get the name right, what Isles are we in Mr Nipafluff ?. Did you ever hear of the Brehon Laws ? of course they were really druidic, werent they ?.

It is an ignorant rant, meant to cause upset. At least the person in that picture (or whatever it is) gets some kudos for that. Shame you have noting to offer but being an arrogant buffoon, yes i have heard from a number of people what a delight you are in person.

As for leaving your friends alone, i am well aware that you and your friend discussed this prior to her posting it, plainly you have an agenda.

You make nothing but personal attacks, just like your ever so eclectic Dutch friend. Not just here but elsewhere also.

Now my dear friend, lay your'e weary head down in that cesspit you are so suited too, and rest, you need your energy to shovel more shit.

Is mise....oh btw hows the wife ?


Sulabula 45F
12659 posts
3/21/2006 12:46 pm

Respect comes into it...not being reverant...but it is the lack of respect that leads to the kind of problems we see today...whether we are black, white, Christian or otherwise...We all have differing views on things and we all may not agree on them...Some have stronger views than others but let's not lower the standards by name calling and insulting each other...it's not a playground we are in

Sula xxx

come visit my blog


Tijger1974 41M
49 posts
3/21/2006 1:47 pm

    Quoting rm_lukey_d102:
    Lmao...its one person and one of her cohorts who have decided, for sad and pathethic reasons, to advertise their bigotry and ignorance. Whilst pretending they are so educated, such delusion is worrying.

    You may choose to allow ignorance to persist and make no comment, but then again it seems you are from the same geographically location as the poster. Yep, can understand now, all that former and more recent collaboration with Nazis in your little country.
Bigotry and ignorance, you say? Well, the advert's paid off and attracted the maestros.

First off, I'm not Dutch; it's not my little country.

Secondly, please enlighten me from my ignorance - what role did Ireland play in the heroic fight against the Nazis, exactly? Judging by the height of your horse, it must have been pretty decisive. Shoulder to shoulder with the Allies? Educate me, do.

I mean, you wouldn't be playing down the deaths of the Dutch who gave their lives resisting the Nazis just to score points on an anonymous blog, that would be below contempt.

In real life I've only met Irishmen that I like. Perhaps the nice ones leave? Stick to your own fair emerald isle, I'm sure we'll both be the happier for it.

Slainte.


rm_lukey_d102 44M
3 posts
3/21/2006 1:56 pm

Best get some sleep then, as you seem to have run out of excuses for blatant ignorance.


rm_mockeen 62M
71 posts
3/21/2006 5:35 pm

nips....if i placed blog in here and was not so PC about what i was writing ...i would have you and the rest of the PC brigade down on me like a ton of bricks.
you say your friend was only having a bit of fun...at who's expense?
sarcasm would be a better way to describe it and you know what that is !!!! sarcasm is the lowest form of wit !!! so please dont try to patronize anyone with fun.
people read it for what it is and it would be fitting if the author held up her hand and said "sorry" then we can get onto the next subject.


Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

3/22/2006 1:48 am

I have just read all the responses to Miss No Knicker's post over a cup of coffee. I was hoping I'd learn something. But, sadly, that proved to be a futile wish. There is, of course, no such thing as the right way of looking at something. For everybody's reality is self-constructed from one's interraction with the culture and enviroment they are exposed to. If only everybody could see that.


womanoirish 54F

3/24/2006 1:47 pm

As a later-comer (as usual) to the war/dialogue/conversation/discussion/party/hate-fest/love-fest, I'm sorry I missed it all. As an American-Irish descent, I can say that I don't know enough of WTF y'all are talking about to be offended. Or if I even should be offended. Or if I want to be offended.

Boy, is this a perfect example of ignorance is bliss.

May I have another cuppa joe, Coffee? And I do like cream with mine, please. Ahhhhh...much better, thank you.


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