Easter Bunny questioned at Guantanamo Bay !!!  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
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4/14/2006 12:06 am

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Easter Bunny questioned at Guantanamo Bay !!!

Found this article in the humour Gazette...I am afraid there will be no choccie eggs this year!!

U.S. counter-terrorism officials would neither confirm nor deny that the Easter Bunny is being held for questioning about a clandestine overnight operation that exposed the nation's children to countless tons of teeth-rotting weapons of mass confection on Sunday.

But sources close to the floppy-eared holiday icon claim he is being interrogated in a cramped mesh-bottom cage in Guantanamo Bay. The charges: periodontal terrorism and 52 million counts of contributing to the obesity of a minor.

The alleged incarceration of the Easter Bunny (aka Peter Cotton-Tail) has already become politicized. Critics charge that the Bush administration was slow to guard against the threat that gut-busting quantities of chocolate might be deployed, on a sacred religious holiday no less, despite an April 6 Presidential Daily Briefing ( PDB ) entitled "Easter Bunny determined to strike in U.S."

"We should have been on pastel alert," said White House heckler Adolf W. Bush. "The president should have been more vigilant about the national obesity epidemic that makes our soft underbelly particularly vulnerable to, say, a giant milk chocolate rabbit, fistfuls of jelly beans or a gaggle of glistening marshmallow peeps."

But National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice appeared on Oprah, Regis and Saturday Night Live to defend the president, saying, "No one could have imagined terrorists using candy as a weapon."

Rice admitted there was some heightened chatter in the months leading up to Easter, but most of it non-specific fragments like "Hippity hop bunny trail," "dye, eggs, dye" and "mother of all chocolate Jesuses."

Liefs C

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/14/2006 4:18 am

haha nice one.

is not eating chocs,my soft underbelly has to be watched no bunny is getting it,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/14/2006 11:49 am


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
4/14/2006 12:23 pm

Hilarious (and sadlly echoing reality)

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
4/14/2006 12:56 pm

pmsl... oh and good pic too...Vegans... has my lil cloggie changed her tune and given up rabbit pie?

libgemOH 56M/52F

4/14/2006 5:08 pm

Crazy but a good chuckle!! -B


4/14/2006 6:58 pm

Say it ain't soooo!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

twirly_girl 47F

4/15/2006 12:16 pm


rm_blackvanman2 55M
31 posts
4/16/2006 6:22 pm

American politics simply does not suit you....hope you got lots of easter eggs........smiles....

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
4/18/2006 12:45 am

I always had the feeling that the Bugs Bunny family just digged large holes and were to smart with their carrots.

But being a threat to security

Did they dig large holes under the Pentagon too ?

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
4/18/2006 7:24 am

Mmmmmmmm.....wondering if my conservative mom would get it if I sent her this.....naaaah. Thanks for the morning humor.

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