Dear Jerk  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
7/16/2005 11:56 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dear Jerk

Dear Jerk

Thanks first off for not paying attention at the red light turned green when you rear-ended me. But more importantly, thanks for driving off and leaving the scene. My car seems fine albeit for a tiny scratch and ding on the bumper. And as far as I can tell, I'm in good shape (other than being pissed off). I hope karma and ironic cosmic justice will cause an elephant to shit on your face....!!!

{=} Coffee


Jerosd 47M

7/17/2005 1:29 am

Hope u are alright sweetie...and mr Cock, witch C O C K, is on the case. Just a matter of hours now before the guilty party is brought to justice.

(mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...now is prob. not a good time to say that I am sure it was a woman driving..lol)


bloater999 54M

7/17/2005 2:36 am

Happened to me before, it's just a little, ahem, frustrating


expatbrit49 62M

7/17/2005 4:30 am

Glad you are OK......... rofl an elephant shits on his face??? whats the liklyhood of that

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/17/2005 4:49 am

*raises finger at Jer*


freetime648 52F

7/17/2005 6:05 am

Wow, an elephant huh? That is alot to have on one's face!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


Nubiandream004 55M

7/17/2005 7:47 am

I feel kinda guilty. I got excited when I saw a post about you getting 'rear-ended.' Then I discovered you were referring to your car! I hope you are okay - put some ice on your neck.


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
7/17/2005 8:04 am

Thankfully you're ok, or seem to be. Take good care of u

cars can be replaced, u r priceless .... to many


joey0845 71M

7/17/2005 9:05 am

Sorry to hear about your mishap!!! Maybe the person who hit your car took off because he didn't want to get nailed by his insurance company. When you get into a accident today your car insurance goes up drastically. I think car insurance companies are the biggest scam artists on the face of the earth.

I'm just thinking this could be the reason. I know there could be a 1000 more reasons.

Bottom line!!!! Your okay (just pissed off) Your car seems fine. Just another one of life's surprises.

Good Luck.


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/17/2005 9:39 am

please come take care of me Mr Nubian and make my boo boo go away ...


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/17/2005 1:01 pm

glad to see your ok and its only a scratch on the car,

wheres your orange bike,you should be using that


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/17/2005 1:33 pm

Hi CNC, Hope you are not hurting from the bumping.

I hope karma and ironic cosmic justice will cause an elephant to shit on your face....!!! Roflmao I never heard that expression before, will have to remember it. Might be better if the elephant crushed him first so he could not run away.

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


Nubiandream004 55M

7/17/2005 7:05 pm

Coffee, your wish is my command as long as I can have all the coffee I can eat...errrr I mean drink. (;


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/17/2005 11:36 pm

Tossed salad to go with that , Mr Nubian ?


beech1234 47M

7/18/2005 2:29 am

Strangest thing...was walking down the street and passed a guy with elephant shit and a puzzled look on his face...


yesbelg 55M
118 posts
7/18/2005 5:08 am

Glad it was your car and not just yourself that was hit
Even sadly it leaves a scratch onto it
But just think what it would have left on yourself, when you would have been without that car.
Just come over and i will prepare you a large cup of coffee, to comfort you


Nubiandream004 55M

7/18/2005 5:25 am

Absolutely my dear coffee! I always have tossed salad before dessert.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/18/2005 7:10 am

Grr, I didn't mean to drive off like that, but I was in SUCH A HURRY. I can assure you I will never do that again as it has really been a pain scraping elephant shit out of my ears...

PS: do you have any "get the shit out of your hair" shampoo?


AmberSolaire 42M

7/18/2005 8:50 am

Did you say sit on or shit on? and was it a left handed elephant?lol


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/18/2005 2:25 pm

Note to self...do not irk coffee.

[blog talldarkavg1]


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