Chatting me up  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
4/21/2006 12:13 am

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5/31/2006 3:43 am

Chatting me up

Him : "Let me ask you a question. You have to answer honestly, okay?"

Coffee : "Okay,"

Him : "Do you find me attractive?"

Well this wasn't exactly what I expected….

Coffee : "Erm, not really,"…. I typed hesitantly.

Him : "Ah. That's okay. I respect your honesty. You’re pretty ugly as well. Now ask me a question."

Coffee : ".....Oh, euh, well, let me think," I chuckled. "What is your best attribute, and what is your worst?."

He paused a moment and then gave me his deadly serious answer.

Him : "Well, I'm really good in bed. Really good. I can go all night."

I was speechless….

Him : "But I guess my worst attribute," he continued, "is that don't really know how to chat women up."

No shit Sherlock,…No shit.... I thought and went to bed.

Liefs C

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
4/21/2006 2:09 am

A really exciting conversation..

ken20101963 53M  
48 posts
4/21/2006 6:08 am

MMMM OK. Well I hope Your are having fun.

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/21/2006 6:18 am

lol! dry punch

GleesFlakyShawl 49M
1620 posts
4/21/2006 6:55 am

now in search of a charming chatter?


4/21/2006 11:15 am

chatted with him....once

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
4/21/2006 12:09 pm

Very funny!!!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
4/21/2006 3:32 pm

That about made me choke on my coffee

Purry {=}


rm_blackvanman2 55M
31 posts
4/21/2006 7:39 pm

"Elementary, my dear Watson, Elementary...

Tijger1974 41M
49 posts
4/22/2006 5:25 am

would it have been better if he could have charmed the birds from the trees, but only lasted three seconds a night?

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/22/2006 10:50 am


Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
4/22/2006 5:54 pm

ha ha....this was just too much


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wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
4/23/2006 12:03 pm

smooth, real smooooth


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Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
4/23/2006 4:28 pm

I'm sorry Coffee...I've learnt since our last conversation...and I'll be bette next time...I promise..

mycin62 54F

4/23/2006 10:23 pm

Too funny!

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
4/24/2006 1:59 am

oh...I was thinking that you confused him... your first question was actually 2 questions...

Coffee : ".....Oh, euh, well, let me think," I chuckled. "What is your best attribute, and what is your worst?."

He just couldn't cope....

GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3038 posts
4/24/2006 2:45 am


Priapeo 46M

5/8/2006 3:33 am

What did he say wrong?

Ehi? Coffee, darling... i\'m talking to you... where are you going?

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