BoyFriend 4.0  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
6/22/2005 12:23 pm

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BoyFriend 4.0

Upgrading to "BoyFriend 4.0"

Last year, many women upgraded their BoyFriend 3.1 to BoyFriendPLUS 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0) and then further upgraded Fiance 1.0 to Husband 1.0. They found that 1.0 is a memory hogger and incompatible to many other programs in their lives. Husband 1.0 includes plug-ins such as MotherInLaw, BrotherInLaw, and AnnoyingLoserFriends although market research has clearly shown that they are unnecessary and unwanted.

The upcoming Boyfriend 4.0 will change all that. Created by leading experts in the field and based upon years of research and classroom lectures, it includes the best of the old features, such as the HandyMan function, and includes many new functions such as the optional Commitment feature. Other functions, such as NightOut and WillCall have been removed, though they can still be found on FRATBOY 1.1

Boyfriend 4.0 will include:

* Automatic reminder button and pay attention feature
* Minimize button
* Shutdown feature
* Shopping function
* Back-up energy supply
* Laundry, Cooking, & Housecleaning function
* Diaper-changing function, for the more advanced users
* Self-destruct sequence
once it's uninstalled it won't come back
* Monogamy feature
* Automatic override
kicks in right before they're about to say anything even remotely stupid

***** BUG WARNING ********
All previous versions of Boyfriend are inaccessible on Sunday afternoons and Monday nights during the football season. We are trying to rectify this but it seems to be a problem inherent within the programming.

Enjoy the software
Liefs CnC


expatbrit49 62M

6/22/2005 5:41 pm

LMFAO...... get me a coffee while I dry my eyes

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/22/2005 6:36 pm

The PECCARY'S will not allow such progamming to become reality!

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yesbelg 55M
118 posts
6/23/2005 1:46 am

<<Doesn't like football or football season
But doesn't like shopping as well
guess one bug remeoved and another apears
thats the problem with software
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Jerosd 47M

6/23/2005 3:16 am

<----is a advanced version already boyfried 6.9.....with build in credit card holder


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

6/23/2005 6:51 am

Dodgy......How bout lover 4.6 ?


TheDodger8 45M

6/23/2005 1:50 pm

LOL too funny..


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

6/24/2005 7:23 am

I am thinking about installing Lover 7.0


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

6/24/2005 7:29 am

*hands expat a hanky....todry his "eyes"*


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

6/24/2005 7:30 am

dodgy....I amhaving software problems....could you please help me ?
*sweet smile*


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

6/24/2005 7:31 am

Jer....with no limit ?


pussinboots4u 49M/47F

6/24/2005 9:16 am

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Lucky for my hubby - I like antiques.


plzingUwhenever 67M

6/24/2005 12:45 pm

good one, reminded me of a George Carlin quote, you may have heard it

Take someone you love and set them free
If they come back, set them on fire
If they don't come back, you are very lucky


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

6/25/2005 10:06 am

plzing....chase them down and tie them up


_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

6/26/2005 9:49 am

I definately need an upgrade !!!


_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

6/26/2005 9:50 am

I think the men need a girlfriend upgrade.....


E2DIR
442 posts
6/29/2005 4:17 am

and fonction fuck you on the table.i kissed you.


SirMounts 102M

7/1/2005 4:12 am

The same firm will make a killing with their still top secret, "girlfriend 1.0". Not as advanced as the BoyFriend 4.0, but it does have one remarkable ability that assures its success. An "anti-girls want to change what Guys are like" feature, that we have been waiting for for it seems like forever. lol


SirMounts 102M

7/1/2005 4:36 am

*listening* “Hey, you missed the #$%* toilet again!” *thinking quick* “Well, I was thinking of you, and it suddenly altered My trajectory!” *fingers crossed* Boy, I sure can’t wait until they come out with girlfriend 1.0. I won’t ever have to hear That again. hehehe.


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