Big Bang  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
11/11/2005 12:48 am

Last Read:
3/31/2006 2:59 am

Big Bang

I remember reading a cartoon where an orchestra's gong guy ....whose only job is to bang the gong at the right moment ....is thinking, "I won't screw up, I won't screw up, I won't screw up..."

Ofcourse he screws up.

J and I recently had our bathroom counters refinished. I argued that finishing is something you should do only once. Otherwise, they have to call it pausing or resting. J offered me this pityful look.

a Friend of ours who helped us finished up... again... and warned me, as you might a small child, "Do NOT touch this counter for 24 hours."

He snapped his fingers and said, "24 hours."

Later that afternoon, I was running around on my way out. I remembered my friend's face and said out loud, "Coffee, do not set your bag in the bathroom."

The phone rang, a telemarketer. I cursed the recorded voice and then the 21st century. J gave me a hug, which squeezed my bladder, which sent me to pee real quick before I left ... and where do you suppose I set my bag?

ON THE BLOODY COUNTER!

The bag peeled away slowly with a juicy, sucking sound.
Somewhere in the distance I heard the sound of a gong.

Liefs CnC


leyndokona2 49F

11/11/2005 4:12 am

Hope that friend doesn't read your blogs


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/11/2005 4:14 am

I suffer the same mental block when I think of something just before I enter a grocery store. "Don't forget the milk" or some other key ingredient. Sure enough, that will be the one item I won't think of again until I'm fixing dinner.


jim5131 55M
1296 posts
11/11/2005 9:17 pm

will it require a re-refinishing?

just laugh, CnC...it's small enough...: )


rm_RxSUGAR 60M
102 posts
11/12/2005 7:54 am

Hi ! I'm your counter refinisher and yep, I read every friggin word!!! Now then,,its been 2 yrs and I haven't received payment yet! After reading this I immediately went and put a lein on your house ! Allrightythen,,,,if you want to make your next post an apology to me and ' re-finish ' our friendship,,right here on AdultFriendFinder in front of God and all his heathen, then I'll reconsider. PS,,,Ya never did get the glue off your handbag did ya,ha,ha. LOL


weineroftheworld 66M

11/13/2005 7:55 pm

I was starting to feel empathy for you cuz we're in the middle of remodeling our upstairs family room/office. Someone asked me once when we will finish our house remodel. Been working on it for 12 years so far. I told them either when we sell it or die!!!

Now all I can think about is a juicy sucking sound!!!
Funny stuff


whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
11/16/2005 3:12 am

tool bag packed ...sander buzzing...drill a drillin...polisher a polishing


whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
11/16/2005 3:13 am

BTW as soon as I arrive you must make me a cup of coffee..in a non apathetic manner


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