Bathroom experience  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
6527 posts
9/29/2005 5:56 am

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Bathroom experience

~How do I throw up and still look like a lady?~

Yes dear bloggers, this has puzzled mankind since Miss Homo Erectus got all loaded up on B52's and then puked it up, whilst trying to maintain the delicate balance of knees together in that wee slutty skirt, and holding her long hair out of vomit projectile. Very ladylike indeed.

You may not know this, but I myself am, at times a lady, and I have a little experience in this area.

Take it from someone who knows. I have been on my hands and knees on more than a few bathroom floors. Its at times like this that you get a real upclose gritty and personal view of your world.

Do you ever say never again?

Liefs Coffee

expatbrit49 63M

9/29/2005 6:27 am

Lovely subject my dear and people say I post gross pictures LOL

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

9/29/2005 6:57 am

The Meths again?

keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/29/2005 7:19 am


JJKittyKat 59F

9/29/2005 7:42 am

This happened to me more recently than I care to admit. I would have to say you just can't Lady in the lounge,whore in the bedroom and just an undignified puking mess in the bathroom

Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/29/2005 7:49 am

Maybe that's a gift in disguize-Never again for real this time could change your life for the better forever!

Muffinman_neal 52M
56 posts
9/29/2005 9:01 am

I saw the small picture and thought what on earth are you up to now, then started to read, then looked closer. So I guess in about 2 weeks someone will see you at a bar having a drink or two and in two months it will be back to the same old same old.

Hopefully, While celebrating my anniversary of leaving the one place all guys try to get back to, I wont end up like hte picture and leaving my days activities on the floor.

i_fuck_dirty 33F

9/29/2005 9:59 am

it helps me sleep easier at night knowing that i am not the only bad friend who takes pictures of their friends as they throw up and make fools of themselves for posterity before i actually help them out of their own puke.

with that said. i have thrown up once, 4 years ago, because i drank too much. i said never again. and it has been never again. not that i drink all that often, but i learned how to handle my liquor very quickly. i always have a big meal before a big night and have a bottle of water for every two drinks. i can out drink most of my male friends. you should try it! lol

ByteChaser2 53M

9/29/2005 10:04 am

Nah... I'm no quitter!

In my worship of the pocelin god, I'm usually reciting my mantra: "Oh, god... thank you for making room for more beer!"

Just kidding!

not really...

rm_john_s3 48M
15 posts
9/29/2005 12:19 pm

i've had many an evening on the bathroom floor.... there's nothing like getting your face onto some lovely cold tiles... sometimes it's the only thing which will make the room stop spinning.

but to say never again? how could i turn my back on the smarter, wittier and more urbane me? that'll never happen... not while there's cheap wine and super strength cider available.

i'd be there to hold your hair and say 'there there' for you though coffee.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/29/2005 11:42 pm

I'm afraid my days of driving the porcelain bus are behind me. I've even given up getting stomach flu.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

MrPloerty 55M

9/30/2005 2:15 am

Liefs van Ploert
And u 1one 2twice3tree times a lady

_TeaNoMilk_ 53F

9/30/2005 3:11 am

no more for you my coffee sis......

_TeaNoMilk_ 53F

9/30/2005 3:12 am

btw thats a lovely pic.....

_TeaNoMilk_ 53F

9/30/2005 3:13 am

its so very you....

_TeaNoMilk_ 53F

9/30/2005 3:14 am

btw is that my dress you are wearing ?

yesbelg 55M
118 posts
9/30/2005 5:11 am

As in the movie, never say never again
Just lucky, i can hold my drinks rather well, and is often BOB (the one that drives and doesn't drink) But when not BOB will not say never again

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F

9/30/2005 7:31 am

Belg....BOB...Bewust Onbeschonken Bestuurder

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
10/3/2005 4:45 am

Whiskey no water is the name
drinking is the game

you look as though you enjoy yourself...lets go clubbing...

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
10/3/2005 4:47 am

I really need to drink one glass of water for each glass of whiskey.

You can have the disc with your picture ..for a small price ..he he he he he he

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