At 3 am, Apparently, According to intimate reliable sources  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
3/3/2006 1:12 am

Last Read:
3/6/2006 3:26 am

At 3 am, Apparently, According to intimate reliable sources

Coffee (in sleep): Martha Steward’s doing our living room, and she wants to do a coffeetable made of dead mice.
I think it’ll smell. What do you think?

J: Shut up.

Liefs C


leyndokona2 49F

3/3/2006 1:57 am

Yuck


rm_sailorcouple 64M/62F
304 posts
3/3/2006 5:24 am

where did THAT come from??LOL

sailor


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/3/2006 8:04 am

I will send you all mine in case you want to make end tables to.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
3/3/2006 2:33 pm

I think it would be great if you had matching traps as the side tables and a kitty as the hasket

Purry {=}

Purry


rm_meow344 105F
2615 posts
3/3/2006 2:41 pm

Setting the mouse traps as we speak.. Love your Blog.. Smart,witty and full of bright spot..xx ~Meow~


Tijger1974 41M
49 posts
3/3/2006 2:54 pm

I woke up in a panic this week that the tractor wouldn't fit in the living room and the apple there was far too big to be sliced up with a butter knife.

I received the same reply as you. Some people can be so grumpy.


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
3/3/2006 3:06 pm

Terrible!!!


shar1 55F
606 posts
3/4/2006 11:12 am

hmmmm..where would you even start to interpret that dream..!!!

better mice than rats though.


rm_danman122 58M

3/4/2006 11:43 am

Dead mouses?.......I smell a rat.....smiles...


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/4/2006 3:59 pm

I say the wildest things in my sleep.

"Standing on a cheese grate. Pickle in a storm drain." kinda stuff.

Love it.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


FeistySyn 52F

3/4/2006 10:28 pm

LOL... and I thought only kids talked in their sleep... maybe just kids at heart?

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
3/5/2006 4:34 am

yakkes!!!! lol


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/5/2006 8:54 am

sends cats over to help coffee do her house work


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
3/5/2006 12:39 pm

Yuk! But my cat would like it at least

Al


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
3/5/2006 5:29 pm

I 'd tell her to make a pie of them instead...


dutchpete 54M
563 posts
3/6/2006 2:34 am

If Martha uses the correct resin to fix the mouses in you will never notice any smell.
Can even screw some good poles in at the bottom for positioning.
Though you would need a lot of mice to make it sturdy enough, because those dried out ones who ate the poison have no 'body' at all.


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