Angelina Jolie vs Coffee  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
7/9/2005 5:12 am

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Angelina Jolie vs Coffee

The Top Ten Reasons Angelina Jolie Is One Of The Most Annoying People On Earth and I, Miss Coffee Is Totally Cool

10. Angelina's does have this creepy relationship with her brother. Remember that? Sure you do. Holding hands, kissing, declarations of being in love. Not exactly my idea of a healthy sibling relationship. She even has a tattoo with his initial.

Note to Angelina by Coffee: real people don't make out with their siblings.
btw...I does have a cool sister named _TeaNoMilk_

9. Her creepy relationship with Billy Bob. Looking at the two of them together was enough to make me shudder, but all that talk of the necklaces with vials of each other's blood made me cringe. Note to Angelina: real women don't marry men named Billy Bob.

For all my fans....I am still not married "hint hint"

8. She stole Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston.
That was supposed to be me, you bitch !.

7. She's apparently with child. Brad Pitt's child. That was supposed to be Jennifer Aniston, bitch !.

Miss No Cream is a devoted mother of 2.

6. I suspect she's the reason Brad Pitt ruined his looks by obnoxiously bleaching his hair. Remember her creepy brother? Obnoxiously bleached hair.

I would never ever touch Brad's hair !

5. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I don't think I need to say any more on that.

4. Appeared in two movies based on a video game.

I have many home made movies on my name, pls Check out your local video store for Coffee does Cream.

3. Her numerous tattoos. All that ink would be more useful on paper.

I dont have any tats nor toos, atleast none that are visible...

2. Look, I realize she's not responsible for this, but her lips. I'm tired of hearing "bee-stung lips" when people are describing her. I'm allergic to bees! How about we start calling them "pummelled by Mike Tyson"?

Here are mine lips...without bees {=}

1. Even though she already has an amazing body, she got padded up in all the curvy places for the Lara Croft movies. Thanks for making the rest of us feel good about ourselves!.

My curves are all natural, I dont even have place for any paddings...

Liefs Coffee {=}

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/9/2005 6:41 am

I am not annoyed by hollywood stars....much. Besides, I would much rather have a girlfriend who is more like CnC any day of the week. NO CONTEST here.

spikeryder 49M

7/9/2005 7:22 am

Don't Diss Angelina!! View my blog to see why ..

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/9/2005 7:30 am

Keith dear....i am merely joking around

expatbrit49 62M

7/9/2005 8:15 am

Well lot video game player dsnt want to boink Laura Croft LOL

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

beech1234 47M

7/9/2005 9:14 am

On behalf of the Guys From Missouri Way Cooler Than Brad Association (thats the GFMWCTBA, in case anyone was wondering)...there are several of us here that would be happy to assist any women feeling lost and heartbroken by the latest act of thoughtless passion carried out by our fellow Show-Me State brother. And for the record we frown on Brad's hair color choice...prefering to encourage our members to maintain their original sandy, blondish brown hair color for posterity's sake. It's not often that this group issues a public statement of this nature, but our Show-Me state brother's public profile has really gotten out of control. Our sympathies to the young Ms. Coffee for any unpleasantness that might have arisen from Brad's recent choices. His overlooking of the young lady from the Netherlands is obviously a sign that his priorities are no longer as they should be. Any assistance she might require should be directed to this member...our goal is to help!

guynamedjim 58M
729 posts
7/9/2005 10:30 am

Everyone seems star stuck. Mm me there's indeed something hotter about the gal next door, like Coffeenocream! More accessible. You know what they say about tatoo's? When they get older the tatoo's will look like oil slicks.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/9/2005 10:39 am

i hate those lips

you win coffee mou knuffles

I'm a

i'm here to stay

raptor880 39M

7/9/2005 11:21 am

Shes no Asia Argento.Coffee gets my Golden gamesmaster joystick.Lets play...........

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/9/2005 11:40 am

But why should we care about an actress's
personal life. I don't. She has good lips,

sportsfan362436 47F

7/9/2005 11:45 am

Miss Coffee, I'd take you over Angelina any day of the week, luv!!!

Jerosd 47M

7/9/2005 3:04 pm

U have to admit.....she is damn how about a 3some with angie, u and me....I promise to make a vid of it

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/9/2005 7:04 pm

While undoubtedly attractive , Ms. Jolies' brain has obviously been affected by the lead in the tattoo ink.

As for Mr. Pitt
While undoubtedly attractive, I believe he will come to his senses soon.

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

7/10/2005 2:23 am

I would like to play the game "Jolie vs Coffee". With Jolie in the leading part.

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/10/2005 2:29 am

cnc.. you win that one anyday!!!!

and... uhm... beech... where can I sign up???

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/10/2005 6:48 am couldnt handle both of us

onceamonth2005 58M
15 posts
7/10/2005 4:19 pm

What's got Brad to do with it?

(And I definitely follow EE407 in joining the GFMWCTBA)

bella_ 47F
4030 posts
7/10/2005 7:29 pm

I like her lips!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/10/2005 11:37 pm

*licks her lips*.....what about my lips @ bella ?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/10/2005 11:38 pm

btw....I am booking a flight to Missouri @ Beech

beech1234 47M

7/11/2005 10:51 am

I will be waiting at the airport...I will be the one that looks like Brad, but cooler and better looking. I will be holding a picture with a Cup of Coffee and a Creamer. The creamer will be x-ed out. And by the way, the chickens running loose in the St. Louis airport...that's normal.

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/11/2005 11:37 pm

I will be the one wearing clogs @ beech

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/11/2005 11:41 pm

.......and just a smile for Beech

leyndokona2 49F

10/19/2005 12:21 pm

We must stop meeting like this

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