_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
7/21/2005 2:49 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Here in good old cloggy land, there seem to be a few new laws and regulations which need to be enacted. First on the agenda is the need for more strict stroller regulations and stroller operator licensing. Us Dutchies love rules and regulations...

Let me clarify. First, if you're operating a stroller in a high pedestrian traffic area (I think Darwin tends to take care of those operating strollers in high vehicle traffic areas),... you do not have the right of way !. When you fail to signal or ram your stroller into a person (namely me Miss Coffee), you are at fault. While the entire world accepts that you are with offspring, having said stroller does not give you the right to shout "diplomatic immunity" at your transgression. Or worse, glare and act like you were transgressed upon.

Doubly so, if your darling sweet toddler is pushing her own stroller into me, instead of riding in it, chances are good she doesn't fucking need the stroller.

Thus,Coffee's new law states that:
1) no one under the age of 18 is allowed to operate a stroller. I'd make a social comment on underage girls having babies, but the law is still as written.
2) All strollers must be registered with the local Police's station (having determined today that they are indeed potentially lethal weapons) and 3) all operators of strollers must be licensed. Operators must carry insurance for their stroller in case of an accident.
4)Double seated strollers, those exceeding heighth and width limitations, and those just blatantly used as an excuse for the parents to lug around crap require special permits.

Mmmmmmm I foresee a similar set of laws regarding the old people vehicles ....I really hate those...Grrrrr, but more bout those next time...

Anyways, Have a nice Thursday my friends and join my "Stroller Free" Amsterdam movement !!!

Jerosd 47M

7/21/2005 6:57 am this a new sextoy?

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/21/2005 7:03 am

can you make it a stroller free world and those shopping bags on wheels boy do i hate those

I'm a

i'm here to stay

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/21/2005 7:17 am

Yessssssss shopping bags on wheels......the owners of those will be punished...!!!

lookin4luv507 53M
5 posts
7/21/2005 11:19 am

So much for the "Liberal" attitudes and lifestyles of our Dutch Friends....I'm just kidding you


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/21/2005 11:51 am

Hey what about us old bag ladies?
I guess we're too slow to pose any danger.

Ban on!

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/21/2005 11:56 am

Apparently you have never been in Iowa!
There are a lot of people of Dutch
ancestry in that famously corn-fed state.
In a small town there is a city-law (still
not withdrawn) that prohibits men from having
more than one sip of beer after having sex!
In another town a law insists that women are
not allowed to wear shiny shoes! Luckily
ordinary people have more sense than lawmakers!

expatbrit49 62M

7/21/2005 12:05 pm

LMAO can we take it that Ms No Cream has been run over by a stroller LOL thank your stars it wasnt a truck

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

7/21/2005 2:14 pm

*pisses on the floor*

Nubiandream004 55M

7/21/2005 3:19 pm

I love the way you Blog. I would love to "ram" into you as a pedestrian. I'm writing my own law authorizing the act.

bloater999 54M

7/21/2005 6:08 pm

I had always thought the Dutch were the liberal ones.... but I guess you, or your passengers, can smoke pot whilst in charge of your stroller?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/22/2005 1:31 am better clean that floor !!!

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

7/22/2005 8:52 am

*asks for a towel*

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
7/22/2005 12:08 pm

ooo000oooh, so glad I don't need one of those things...

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

7/23/2005 4:21 pm

*fools around and asks for a neckerchief*

playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
7/24/2005 8:32 pm

easy there coffie, that could just as easally been a shopping cart!!!! LOL!!!

~We'll Leave The Light On~

dutchpete 54M
563 posts
7/25/2005 2:16 am

Maybe we should add a paragraph about a stroller track where people can use them without the license, especially on saturday mornings, during the shopping hours ?
Or what about those speedy 'rollators' which always make an unexpected turn just in front of you ?

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

7/29/2005 6:05 pm

*rams dreams to hell*

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

7/31/2005 2:53 pm

I hate them aswell.....I will help ya sister !!!

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

7/31/2005 2:54 pm

you are violent lovepack....

rm_Lovepack1000 46M

8/12/2005 4:04 pm

*asks for a cup of tea*

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