A Letter to my dog  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
11/19/2005 11:53 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Letter to my dog

To Strike,

Today I discovered that you have been a bad... BAD dog. I can't understand that after weeks of good behaviour at our home you caused havoc and upset granny. She tells me that you destroyed her favourite pot plant by eating it. You then went onto eat other less favourite ones but thats not the point. You proceed to barf over her beige carpet, not once, but four times. Next you then seen fit to roll around in it and rub yourself against her legs, covering her in it.

You harassed the old man, biting and generally eating his hand. His shoes are unrecognizable and stripped off shoelaces. Nor were they amused by your brown souvenir under the kitchen table, causing an old man to have to drag the heavy table out of the way so nanny could clean it up.

You are due home tonight, Trust me I will seriously kick your ass.
You are quite obviously Satan's dog.

J's in line for a dog curry so you better behave !

Liefs Coffee

freetime648 52F

11/20/2005 3:36 am

Call this one "STRIKE" one..........

xx FREETIME648 xx

craic111000 58M
29 posts
11/20/2005 2:18 pm

Sorry Mum

I had the Pot Plant and then, well you know me and Pot, I got the munchies. What can I say? Me and mind altering substances!! Not a good mix really. I really, really promise not to do it again. And tell granny not to hide all the cohocalte bars next time and I won't need to eat shoes and stuff.

Love from your one and only

rm_StripPokher 57M
387 posts
11/20/2005 9:42 pm

Whoa! Maybe your dog missed you.

On another note, I was just cruising along through blogville when I read one of your responses to an article, and I was taken aback by your picture? Whoa! What is that, a snout on the front of your face? Or a beak? Or a mask? Only after gazing at your picture for awhile did I recognize it as a coffee cup. Hey, I'll never claim that I’m the quickest wolf in the pack, but the combination of lighting, shadow, and imagery on the coffee cup do appear strange at first sight.

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
11/21/2005 12:29 am

Poor lil guy .........touch him ! I report you to whatever Organization exists in Holland to protect canines from the curry pot

whiskEynowater 55M
204 posts
11/21/2005 12:31 am

I almost have quarantine papers completed ..he wil have to stay in a PETHOTEL (lucky dog) for 6 months !!!!!!! ahhh even luckier.

leyndokona2 49F

11/21/2005 1:08 am

Good dog Strike!

leyndokona2 49F

11/21/2005 1:09 am

Nipa Cheese plant? What kind of cheese grows on it? I love cheese

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
11/21/2005 9:52 am

Dog curry...hmmmm. sounds like an East Indian dish.

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
11/21/2005 3:11 pm

loves dogs will also report you sister

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
11/21/2005 3:11 pm

can I dog sit?

rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
11/21/2005 3:12 pm


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
11/25/2005 1:11 pm

What Coffee says to Strike:

Today I discovered that you have been a bad... BAD dog. I can't understand ....... etc.

What Strike actually hears:

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, BAD, blah, blah ..... etc.

*inane doggy grin*

warm xx

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